Audrey says that she has never watched Walter do his weather forecast. That's not true, because in Blues Brothers, she was in the studio while Walter was doing his weather report.
At the end when Drake and Josh pour all the food on themselves, wouldn't Walter have to pay for all that?
Josh:...the attention span... of a squirrel!
Megan: Hey, mom! Hey, boob!
Drake: Don't call me a boob!
Megan: Sorry, boob!
Drake: I'm gonna get a snack.
Megan: Bring me something.
Drake: (unhappily) I'll bring her something.
Megan: When will the lobster be ready?
Drake: Yeah, I'm starving!
Josh: Well, excuse me. I don't control the speed in which lobsters die!
Drake: Look, I think Walter is dating another woman.
Josh: Whaa-? My dad cannot be dating another woman! I mean, he's married to our mom!!! (starts laughing)
(Drake just stares at him)
Josh: (stops laughing) Oooohh!
Josh: Does anyone wants a "tangello"?
Drake: Uhmm, tangello!
Josh: It is a tangerine, and also a... an 'ello.
Drake: (with british accent) 'Ello!
Megan: Well, Drake teach me. I wanna learn about geometry.
Drake: (slowly) Well, the geometry is all about shapes. Like the square, the triangle or the circle, which is circular so as other shapes... and that contributes us to the roundness of them.
Audrey: When I go for my morning shower, I appreciate not having to pick up a hamster!
Josh: You put cumin in the waffle!?
Drake: You said to put cumin in them.
Josh: I said cinnamon. Cinnamon!
Drake: What's the difference?
Josh: Everything! Cinnamon is sweet and delicious. Cumin is a Mexican spice! You were flavouring a waffle, not a chimichanga!
Walter: I think i was just hit by a meatball.
Drake: Are my thumbs the same size? (Holds up thumbs; Drake and Josh examine them)
Josh: (Sarcastically) Ooh, one looks thicker!
Drake: Josh! I think Dad's having... women problems.
Josh: Dad has cramps?
Walter: Sorry Josh, I can't make it to career day on Wedensday.
Josh: Why not?
Walter: I have a conference to go to that day, about clouds... it's a cloud conference... we call it a "CC."
Drake: You are an exiting man.
Josh: (Yelling at drake) No, we already have detention for skipping school, and you mucked up my perfect atendance record you--you-- you mucker!
Josh: One, who mucks!
Josh: (To Walter) So you got up at midnight, put on a suit, drove out and bought some milk, and drank the entire carton on the way home?
Drake: I think Dad's seeing another woman.
Josh: Seeing another woman to do what?
Drake: Where's the lobster bite you?!
Josh: Is Megan still in the room?
Josh: Tell you later!
Audrey: Josh is making lobster for dinner.
Drake: Lobster isn't gross.
Megan: I meant Josh.
Josh: How do you know that?
Megan:: I read Dad's e-mail.
Josh:: How'd you get his password?
Megan: It wasn't that hard. His password is "password".
Drake: Oh, THAT is dumb!
Megan: It's a new kind of dumb.
Josh: Yeah it is. (Walks over to his computer)
Drake: You wanna change your password?
Drake: What happened?!?!
Josh: I caught him sneeking him in and when I'd asked him where he'd been he was all like "I was out buying milk, but I drank it all on the way home!"
Drake: That's bad.
Drake: We really needed some milk.
Josh: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR DAIRY NEEDS!
Drake: Josh,can I talk to you for a minute?
Josh: I can't, I'm watching Extreme Housewives. OOOH! Malanda's gettin' a tummy tuck!
Drake says to Walter, "You are an exciting man." After he says this, the phone rings exactly like a Nortel phone.
Good Morning, Today is a parody to Good Moring, America and The Today Show.
Josh: I can't, I'm watching Extreme Housewives. Ooooh! Malanda's gettin' a tummy tuck!
"Extreme Housewives" seems to be a combination of "Extreme Makeover" and "Desperate Housewives."
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