Boy Scout # 2
Every time he went out in public Josh kept getting mistaken for the Theater Thug and beaten up. But after the reenactment it says that the real Theater Thug was extremely violent and shouldn't be messed with. Then why did everyone keep assaulting Josh?
In this episode, Josh says he watches FBI's Most Wanted every Saturday, but in previous episodes, Josh spends Saturdays doing something else.
In this episode, we discover there are screens on the other side of the premiere.
Drake: Okay, so, you're stranded on a desert island, and you're about to starve to death. Would you eat your own foot?
Josh: ...Could I cook it?
Josh: Yeah, I'd eat my foot.
Drake: Me, too.
(From outside the door)
Megan: Wait, let me rehearse my line - "What?"
Boy Scout:(sees Josh) Hey look, it's the Theater Thug!
Josh: No, I only played him in the reenactment...I'm not th-...
Boy Scouts: Get him! (jump on Josh and start hitting him)
Theater thug: Where´s the money?
Josh: I don´t know!
Theater thug: Yes, you do.
Josh: Yes, I do!
Theater thug: Where?
(Josh is dragged to the register)
Theater thug: Open it.
Josh: See, Helen says never to open it unless someone is making a purchase.
Theater thug: Open it or I´ll open your head!!!
Josh: I do love my head closed!
Theater thug: Open it!
Drake: Whoa, just take it easy, man!
Director: Hey, do you mind saying that again?
Drake: What do you mean?
Director: Just what you said, whoa just take it easy man.
Drake: Whoa, just take it easy... man.
Director: Excellent, you wanna be the scared guy #1?
Josh: But, he´s really not an actor.
Director: What´s acting? You show up, say some stuff, you go home.
Director: We´re from "FBI´s Most Wanted".
Josh: Really? "FBI´s Most Wanted", I watch it every Saturday night!
Director: Really? I thought that teens like yourself hang out in Saturdays night.
Josh: Yeah, you would think...
Megan: You asked me to act natural. You were trying to act tough, so I naturally laughed.
Josh:Okay, don't act natural.
Josh: Drake, what are you doing here?
Drake: You told me you´ll need a ride.
Josh: Yeah, but at 6 pm. And now is like 4 pm.
Drake: So take the bus.
Josh: No, Drake. Please, wait here for me.
Drake: What am I gonna do during 2 hours in a movie theater?
Josh: (sarcastic) Uh, I don´t know?
Drake: Hey, I could see a movie.
Drake: I want to see "The Eye of the Mummy". But with someone.
Josh: Drake, the movie starts at 4:10. You just have 2 minutes left. You really think you can find someone?
Drake: Watch me. (he is going to meet a girl) Hey, I´m Drake.
Drake: You wanna see a movie with me?
Girl: Sure. (they are on the way to see the movie)
Drake: So, what´s your name?
Drake: Oh, like the nut.
(a guy buying popcorn, turns around)
Guy: (dressed like Drake and with the same haircut) I have the popcorns. Hey, Hazel!
Audrey: Hey, he (theather thug) looks a lot like you.
Megan: Only that he has a normal sized-head.
(everybody looks at Josh)
Walter: Oh, yeah.
Audrey: Yeah, definitely.
Josh: Where's the money?
Josh: This is a holdup! Give me the money, I ain't playin'. (Megan starts laughing) Come on, you can't giggle!
Megan: You said to act natural. You tried to act tough, so naturally I laughed.
Drake: Josh, Duck!!
Josh: What?(Gets hit with mop and faints)
Drake: I have a mop!(Theater thug swipes mop) I had a mop!
Josh: I'm not much of an actor.
Director: Neither is Jennifer Lopez.
Josh: True that.
Josh: Please, let me go! You're squishing my adam's apple!
Theatre Thug: Shut up! Hey, Man, you know you got a big head?
Josh: Yeah, Dude, I know.
Director: Listen, can I have another donut?
Helen: Sure, but I'll have to go across the street to get that.
Director: Don't worry, we'll wait for you.
Helen: OK, I'll be back in a flash!
Director: Good. Okay, let's shoot another one of these, quick!
Josh: (Playing the theater thug) Where's the money?
Helen: Ahh! Ahh! Yaaa! Yaa! Ah!
Drake: Woah, just take it easy, man!
Josh: (playing the theater thug) Where's the money!?
Josh: You give me the money, I ain't playing!
(Cashier stares blankly)
Jeff Carlson: Cashier, say your line.
Cashier: I'm sorry, I just can't stop staring at his pimple.
Josh: Ah geez!
The disguise Josh ended up using was a hippie named Antoine, which is a reference to All That where Kenan Thompson performed several sketches as a hippie named Antoine and using the same phrase, "What it is!"
This is the last episode Megan call's Walter Dad. In the next episode and on Megan refers to Walter by his first name.
1. Josh being mistaken for the Theater Thug.
2. People exclaiming at Josh's pimple.
Josh Server who played the director of the show started out on the show All That, which was also a Nick show back in the 90's.
The 2nd picture of one of Josh's choices for a disguise is a picture of Jamie Lynn Spears replaced by Josh's face.
One of the pictures shown on Megan's computer is called Little Joshica. That picture shows a Funnyjunk.com picture.
When Megan shows a picture of a disguise she made on photoDoc to Josh,you see it has the necklace Zoey wears.This is an allusion to ''Zoey 101''.
You see a name on the theater movie lines. which is called ''The Elderly Harpist''. When you see the now showing sign in the theater,and it has a picture of the harpist from the episode ''Girl Power''. This is an allusion from that episode.
When trying to find a disguise for Josh, Megan shows him a look that makes Drake exclaim that it's like a "retro Mr. T. look."
Mr. T is an American actor known for his trademark mohawk and his famous saying of "I pity the fool!"
PhotoDoc seems like an allusion of Adobe PhotoShop. The PhotoDoc window also looks a lot like that of PhotoShop. Click Here for more info
FBI's Most Wanted is a spoof of the actual TV show America's Most Wanted, which airs Saturday nights on FOX. Josh mentioned he watched the show each Satuday night.
The store "Pottery Barrell" is a spoof of Pottery Barn.
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