Drake & Josh

Season 1 Episode 4

Two Idiots and a Baby

Aired Sunday 7:00 PM Feb 08, 2004 on Nickelodeon
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Episode Summary

Josh offers to babysit for Walter's boss while they are out having dinner. The problem is, Drake has to go perform at a concert and won't be able to watch the baby the whole time. When Audrey, Walter, and his boss leave, the baby is proven to be a truckload of trouble. This gets even more stressful when Drake has to leave for his gig.moreless

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  • Great episode!

    Surprisingly as good as the first 2 episodes and even better than the 3rd episode!
  • This episode was very funny and cute..one of the best of the first season!

    This was one of my favorite season 1 episodes! I haven't seen it in a long time, but it's one of the episodes I remember most. The plot wasn't too original, but it was executed very well in my opinion, and the humor was great. My favorite part was probably near the end when Josh was dangling from the roof and he thinks his turtle is talking to him after he hears his dad's voice. I also thought Paul, the guitarist with issues, and Drake and Josh having to put the curtain on Max as a diaper were very funny. The scene with Drake and Josh singing to Max and Max falling asleep was also very cute. So overall, this was one of my favorite episodes of Drake and Josh, or at least one of my favorites of the season, and my overall grade is definitely an A+! Marebear2009, out!

    ~dedicated to tigerdude22~moreless
  • This is a pretty good episode.

    I think this episode is really funny. Ok, for the summary. Drake has to go to a concert to perform. When Josh decides to volunteer to babysit Walter's boss' baby, Drake is not happy. Megan wakes up the baby by calling the home phone near the baby. The baby cries out of control. Drake, and Josh try all sorts of crazy stunts to calm down the baby. All the stunts fail. Drake sings the railroad song, and it finally calms the baby, and puts him to sleep. Drake departs for the concert. All of a sudden, the baby disappears! Josh goes into a state of panic. He calls Drake, but does not answer. Josh checks his catapult, and does a test with a football. Josh thinks the catacpult flung the baby onto the roof. Josh climbs a ladder looking for the baby with thoughts of his dead turtle, Sheldon. Drake, and Josh's parents come home, and the baby is back in his carrier sleeping. Walter's boss, and wife go home.

    Well, that's the summary of the episode. Enjoy!moreless
  • perfect

    Josh volunteers for him and Drake to watch Walter's boss' son while Walter and Audrey have dinner with his boss and his wife. But things go bad when Drake has a gig to go to, and even worse yet, Josh loses the baby. What will happen?

    Good episode, Josh had some funny lines in it, like when he is dangling from the roof, hears someone say his name, and thinks it was the turtle from the story he was remembering. Overall another great episode from the first season, so because of all of this my final grade is going to be an A+moreless
  • Very, very unoriginal.

    Josh offers to babysit for Walter's boss while they are out having dinner. The problem is, Drake has to go perform at a concert and won't be able to watch the baby the whole time. When Audrey, Walter, and his boss leave, the baby is proven to be a truckload of trouble. This gets even more stressful when Drake has to leave for his gig.

    This episode is the fourth episode of the series of Drake and Josh and possibly one of the most unoriginal and worst. It seemed good when I first watched it but now, it just seems silly. It was still pretty funny though.moreless

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (6)

    • Goof: It is not Josh that falls on Walter's boss when he jumps from the roof.If you look carefully it is just a dummy with Josh's clothes on.In the next scene it's Josh again lying on Walter's boss.

    • Goof: The baby pees on Drake, Josh and Megan, then the scene after, the pee can still be visibly seen on Josh, but not Drake.

    • Goof: After Drake gets the ladder for Josh when he is dangling and the ladder falls, Josh is still hanging. Later, when their parents come home, Josh is in a completely different place of the house and he is still hanging.

    • Goof: There are never any vines or leaves surrounding Drake and Josh's window, but whenever we see them looking out, the leaves and vines are around it.

    • Goof: When the baby pees on Drake, Josh, and Megan, the "pee" is coming from the sink and rotating.

    • Goof: When Josh is trying to pull off the phone from the base, the phone gets thrown across the room in the fish tank and breaks. Then about two scenes later, the phone is back on the table fixed up.

  • QUOTES (14)

    • (Josh is still hanging from the gutters)
      Josh: I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle Sheldon in kindergarten. He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad. (shouts out to the heavens) Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
      Walter: Josh?
      Josh: (reacts) SHELDON?!??!!!

    • (after Josh volunteers him and Drake to babysit)
      Walter: I'll call my boss while you go fix your hair.
      Audrey: My hair is fixed.

    • Josh: (frantically on phone) The baby won't say polo!

    • (Sees baby wearing curtain drapes)
      Audrey: Why is the baby wearing my drapes?

    • Josh: Marco. Okay now Max you, say "polo". Marco! Marco! Mar- what am I thinking? Babies don't swim!

    • (Drake, Megan and Josh clean Max's rear via the kitchen sink)
      Drake: There! There, there. He's done! Now all we need it a dia--
      (Max starts whizzing on the two boys and Megan)
      Drake: WHOA!!!!
      (he, Megan and Josh scream as they keep getting whizzed on until Max stops)
      Josh: Grab something! The diapers!
      (Drake hands him a moist diaper)
      Josh: BAHH!!! This one's moist! Get me another one!
      Drake: I think that was the last one!
      Josh: Aw, great! We got a naked baby in no diapers! What are we gonna use?!
      (he and Drake look at the curtains)

    • (episode's last lines)
      Audrey: Uh, boys? Why do the kitchen curtains smell like pee?

    • Josh: Goo goo, gaa!
      Mrs. Galloway: Hi Maxie!
      Josh: Mama!
      Mrs. Galloway (gasp): He said Mama! That's his first word! Oh, say it again, Maxie!
      Josh (emphasized): MAMA!

    • (Drake winds the singing bear's head too hard that it breaks off)
      Josh: I said wind it! Not murder it!
      (Drake angrily throws the "murdered" bear's pieces to the ground)
      Drake: D-oh! Now what are we gonna do?!

    • Walter: Josh, what are you doing up there?
      Josh: Oh you know... just hanging out.

    • (After the phone goes into the fish bowl with the baby crying.)
      Josh: Oh, the baby!
      Drake: Oh, the fishes!

    • (Josh runs outside with his flashlight)
      Josh: Where are you, Max!?
      (he sees his football on the roof)
      Josh: The football landed on the roof. I wonder if... (screaming) THE BABY'S ON THE ROOF!!?!

    • Scottie: Oh I want to sniff it!
      Drake: Go for it.
      Rina: Well?
      Scottie: It's not bad.
      Drake: Really?
      (Drake sniffs the baby)
      Drake: That is the worst thing I have ever smelled!
      Scottie: Now that, that reeks!
      Josh: Oh come on, how bad can it be?
      (Josh sniffs the diaper)
      Drake: Josh, Jo-o-os-sh.
      (Josh faints)

    • Drake: Where is he?
      Megan: I think he's dangling from the gutter.
      Drake: Not Josh. The baby!
      Megan: What makes you think that I have the baby?
      Drake: Because you're a devious, twisted little girl.
      Megan: (laughs and smiles) Why, thank you, Drake.
      (Drake crossly picks her up close to his face)
      Drake: Where... is... the baby?!

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