Goof: It is not Josh that falls on Walter's boss when he jumps from the roof.If you look carefully it is just a dummy with Josh's clothes on.In the next scene it's Josh again lying on Walter's boss.
Goof: The baby pees on Drake, Josh and Megan, then the scene after, the pee can still be visibly seen on Josh, but not Drake.
Goof: After Drake gets the ladder for Josh when he is dangling and the ladder falls, Josh is still hanging. Later, when their parents come home, Josh is in a completely different place of the house and he is still hanging.
Goof: There are never any vines or leaves surrounding Drake and Josh's window, but whenever we see them looking out, the leaves and vines are around it.
Goof: When the baby pees on Drake, Josh, and Megan, the "pee" is coming from the sink and rotating.
Goof: When Josh is trying to pull off the phone from the base, the phone gets thrown across the room in the fish tank and breaks. Then about two scenes later, the phone is back on the table fixed up.
(Josh is still hanging from the gutters)
Josh: I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle Sheldon in kindergarten. He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad. (shouts out to the heavens) Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
Josh: (reacts) SHELDON?!??!!!
(after Josh volunteers him and Drake to babysit)
Walter: I'll call my boss while you go fix your hair.
Audrey: My hair is fixed.
Josh: (frantically on phone) The baby won't say polo!
(Sees baby wearing curtain drapes)
Audrey: Why is the baby wearing my drapes?
Josh: Marco. Okay now Max you, say "polo". Marco! Marco! Mar- what am I thinking? Babies don't swim!
(Drake, Megan and Josh clean Max's rear via the kitchen sink)
Drake: There! There, there. He's done! Now all we need it a dia--
(Max starts whizzing on the two boys and Megan)
(he, Megan and Josh scream as they keep getting whizzed on until Max stops)
Josh: Grab something! The diapers!
(Drake hands him a moist diaper)
Josh: BAHH!!! This one's moist! Get me another one!
Drake: I think that was the last one!
Josh: Aw, great! We got a naked baby in no diapers! What are we gonna use?!
(he and Drake look at the curtains)
(episode's last lines)
Audrey: Uh, boys? Why do the kitchen curtains smell like pee?
Josh: Goo goo, gaa!
Mrs. Galloway: Hi Maxie!
Mrs. Galloway (gasp): He said Mama! That's his first word! Oh, say it again, Maxie!
Josh (emphasized): MAMA!
(Drake winds the singing bear's head too hard that it breaks off)
Josh: I said wind it! Not murder it!
(Drake angrily throws the "murdered" bear's pieces to the ground)
Drake: D-oh! Now what are we gonna do?!
Walter: Josh, what are you doing up there?
Josh: Oh you know... just hanging out.
(After the phone goes into the fish bowl with the baby crying.)
Josh: Oh, the baby!
Drake: Oh, the fishes!
(Josh runs outside with his flashlight)
Josh: Where are you, Max!?
(he sees his football on the roof)
Josh: The football landed on the roof. I wonder if... (screaming) THE BABY'S ON THE ROOF!!?!
Scottie: Oh I want to sniff it!
Drake: Go for it.
Scottie: It's not bad.
(Drake sniffs the baby)
Drake: That is the worst thing I have ever smelled!
Scottie: Now that, that reeks!
Josh: Oh come on, how bad can it be?
(Josh sniffs the diaper)
Drake: Josh, Jo-o-os-sh.
Drake: Where is he?
Megan: I think he's dangling from the gutter.
Drake: Not Josh. The baby!
Megan: What makes you think that I have the baby?
Drake: Because you're a devious, twisted little girl.
Megan: (laughs and smiles) Why, thank you, Drake.
(Drake crossly picks her up close to his face)
Drake: Where... is... the baby?!
Two Idiots and a Baby: Title The title is a spoof of the movie "Three Men and a Baby."
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