Animal Control Guy
Tiberius is the 4th member of Mrs.Hayfer's family to appear on the show, after Mrs.Hayfer, Kelly, and Mr.Hayfer.
When Drake jumps out of the window, his shirt flips up a little. If you look carefully, you can see his microphone wire.
The song Walter is singing while excercising was "Highway to Nowhere", which was sung by Drake Bell.
In "Honor Council", Josh said that Mrs. Hayfer's full name is "Alice Hayfer". But on the "Search for the Stars" video, it says that her full name is "Linda Hayfer".
Why did they stand there and hold the door shut in the bathroom, when there was a lock on the door?
Drake is wearing a sweatshirt with the Union Jack (symbol on the British flag) yet neither Josh nor Drake realize there is a Jersey and a Hampshire in England (per Drake asking Josh if there was an Old Hampshire and an Old Jersey if there is a New Jersey and a New Hampshire).
Drake asks "so why do they call it New Jersey if they never had a plain, old Jersey?" Josh says he doesn't know. But in fact, there was a Jersey in England.
Josh: Why is it so much fun to watch cheerleaders fight?
Drake: Don't question it. Just love it!
Josh: Is everything okay?
Mrs. Hayfer: No, my housekeeper just cancelled for the weekend. I'm going away, and now I have no one to watch my house.
Drake: Oh, don't do it...
Josh: I'll do it!
Drake: So he does it.
Mrs. Hayfer: Josh, that's very sweet, but I have a dog, and lots of plants... you don't want to have to...
Josh: Uh, well, uh... I'm great with dogs! And I'm great with plants! When I was little, I had a poodle and a fern; I named them both Jerry!
Drake: Of COURSE you did...
Drake and Josh: OH... MY... GOD!!!!!
Josh: Megan! Run!
Megan: I don't want to run.
Drake: But he's vicious.
Josh: It probably doesn't even work.
Drake: Let's see. (flushes toilet) It still works!
Josh: I knew the toilet still worked Drake. I meant the phone.
Drake: Oh, well, that's gone!
Josh: You know you really shouldn't be going through Mrs. Hafer's medicine cabinet.
Drake: Yeah, yeah, there's lots of stuff I shouldn't do.
Walter: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Josh: I don't want you rifeling through Mrs. Hayfer's drawers.
Josh: Oh, grow up.
Drake: I'm not going to touch a dog's infected ear! Gross!
Josh: Gross? On the way here you ate a peanut off of the car floor.
Drake: It was honey roasted.
Josh: You were so scared, that you couldn't hold on to your cell phone?
Drake: You wet your pants.
Josh: This is true.
Mrs. Hayfer: Drake! You were supposed to write your essay of current events.
Drake: That´s what I did.
Mrs. Hayfer: No, this is just the newspaper of this morning with your name written in the top of it... with crayon.
Drake: Well, I think there is nothing more current than that. Right, Josh?
Josh: Please, leave me out of this.
Mrs. Hayfer: You know what it means, Drake?
Drake: An "F"?
Mrs. Hayfer: Thats a question you always get right! And Drake, guess what?
Mrs. Hayfer: I hate you.
Drake: I know...
Josh: Megan is there, with Tiberius. Ahhhhh! Drake we gotta save her! (opens the door, and Drake inmediately close it)
Drake: Just 'cause she´s about to get eaten doesn´t mean that we have to.
Drake: So what are you gonna do?
Josh: Get help, I´m calling Dad.
Drake: (dissapointed) Oh, great.
(Josh gives him a look)
Drake: I mean... (excited) Oh, great!
Man: Hey boy, I was in 'Nam.
Drake: Where's that? New Jersey?
Man: What´s wrong with him?
Josh: Yeah, we don't know.
Drake: (stands up) Hey, do you want to spend the rest of your Saturday night insulting me or do you want to find a way out of here.
Mrs. Hayfer in video: How many of you are from New Jersey? Nobody?
Drake: I can´t believe this.
Drake: Mrs, Hayfer as comedian.
Mrs. Hayfer in video: Well, I was there last day, in a cafeteria. There was a very old lady, who in her nametag says Evelyn Lincoln. So I asked her: Excuse me lady, are you a descendant from Abraham Lincoln? And she says: Descendant? I´m his mother! Am I right?
(Josh laughs, and Drake stares at him)
Josh: (serious) It isn´t funny.
Drake: On the count of 3, you open the door, and I will run to get my cellphone.
Drake: 1, 2, 3.
(Josh just stands there and Drake crashes badly in the door)
Drake: (stands up) Hah?! Why didn't you open the door?
Josh: You didn't say go.
Drake: I said on the count of three.
Josh: Yeah, one, two, three, go
Drake: Fine on go. 1, 2, 3, go.
(Drake runs out of the bathroom and jumps the couch)
Drake: Got it!
(sees the dog)
Drake: Hi Tiberius, umm... sit.
Drake: So why do they have New Jersey if they never had plain, old Jersey?
Josh: I don't know; I wasn't at the meeting!
Walter: I'll be here working out.
Drake: (in the kitchen) Ha!
Walter: It isn´t funny!
Mrs. Hayfer: I don´t have someone to watch in my house this weekend.
Josh: Mrs. Hayfer...
Drake: Don´t do it!
Josh: I could watch over your house this weekend.
Drake: He did it.
Mrs. Hayfer: Really, Josh I just a couple of plants and one dog, not so much.
Josh: Oh, don´t worry. I once had a fern and a little dog. And they both named Jerry!
Drake: Ms. Hafer asks you to watch her house and didn't tell you that her dog is homicidal?
Drake: You're the one who just HAD to go suckin' up to Mrs. Hafer! (Imitating Josh with an Italian accent) Ooh, I'm Josh, and I'll take care of your house, Mrs. Hafer!
Josh: Okay, so like when did I become Italian?
Drake: Dude, look. It's Mrs. Hafer from like a million years ago!
Drake: I'm not putting my hand in there. That's where Mrs. Hafer pees.
Drake: Evil dog evil girl, makes perfect sense.
(after Tiberius chases Drake and Josh into the bathroom)
Drake: Did you see those teeth?
Josh: Did you see the stain?!
The name "Karen Franklin" is mentioned again on Zoey 101, another Nick show.
Audrey does not appear in this episode.
This episode was avaible to see on nick.com's turbonick before the premiere on television.
The song Drake and Josh's dad is singing on the elliptical is a song called "Highway To Nowhere" by Drake Bell himself.
Tiberius was the name of a Roman Emperor (second roman Emperor)- a sombre ruler but great general.
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