Drawn Together

Season 1 Episode 2

Clara's Dirty Little Secret

Aired Thursday 10:30 PM Nov 03, 2004 on Comedy Central
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Episode Summary

A pregnancy scare is the least of Clara's worries (and one easily settled by a talk about "the facts of life") when the rest of the household finds out about her "personal problem." It seems due to a curse cast by her wicked stepmother, her vagina has been transformed into a bizarre tentacle monster! After the initial fear, horror, and urge to form an angry mob die down, the rest of the crew bands together to help Clara break the curse by finding her "one true love."moreless

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  • MUCH Better!!!

    Compared to the first episode, this was a funnier and better episode. The plot was pretty humorous because it was about Clara's vagina being some sort of plant beast due to a spell her step mother casted on her. Everyone is afraid of the beast so they try to kill it. Although everyone finds out that in order to break the curse she has to find her lover, so the gang create a Bachelor themed contest fo Clara. However even when she finds her true love the beast is still apart of her, but due to its helpfulness around the house they give it another chance.

    This episode was so entertaining and funny because no one seemed stale. Everyone (even Spanky & Xiander) incorporated their own humor into this episode. I liked how Spanky was the host and kept doing the whole "There's only one rose/monster" gag. Ling-Ling doing the dishes was pretty funny too. Clara & Foxxy were the best characters in this episode though because their teamwork was just awesome!

    Now this episode wasn't perfect. It's still a little it too weird and there needs to be more character development for certain characters (like Captain Hero). And maybe the plot would seem a little stupid to some people, but I liked it.

    Overall, this was a very good episode that was packed with lots of laughs and was better than the first episode. I give it an 8.5moreless
  • Clara's problem

    A hilarious and even better second episode.

    Toot continued being annoying and I can’t help it, I really dislike her by now.

    But Clara won me over, she and Foxxy make the best couple and are great together.

    This episode was about Clara’s vagina who seemed like a beast, it was a curse and she had to find someone who would kiss her but nobody wanted that.

    The funniest thing about this episode was Foxxy explaining how to make babies and also Ling Ling cleaning up the dishes.

    At the end they see that the monster vagina was actually good and can help the house and clean the dishes so they decide to give it a chance.

    Just like on the first episode, my favourite charactesr were Foxxy, Clara and Ling Ling.moreless
  • Not my favorite...

    This may be one of my least favorite episodes, though I still give it a nine, because therre are no bad episodes of Drawn Together... Though it doesn't have the kissing of the first episode, the La-La-La-Labia song makes it worth while, even if you find the 'Octopussior' to be a little strange... And Foxxy's sex education class should be used in schools all around the world...
  • The dirty secret that brings the gang closer.

    The episode begins with Princess Clara telling her story of the kiss her and Foxxy had shared, naturally Toot becomes jelous and plots to put a rain on Clara\'s parade. As revenge Toot uses Clara\'s little knowlege of sex to take advantage of Clara and shoves her down flights of stairs so that Clara would have a Miscarage becuase she thinks she is Pregnant. Clara was pittyed by Foxxy and Foxxy took it apon herself to educate the gang in the field of sex. The dirty secret is revealed about Clara\'s Vagina being a hideous monster, the out come is halarous and a parody of the Bachelorrette is sure to tickle the funny bone. The episode ends with the beast between claras legs left to live due to its kind mannered ways.moreless
  • Not as good as the first Episode

    Princess Clara's dirty little secret is a okay episode. Princess Clara has a giant monster in her.

    This episode has a mildly ammusing Bachelor segment in whitch clara must find a man. I think the funnest part of Princess Clara's dirty little secret is when Captain Hero Yells at toot! He shouts "I'm on the Phone!" Captian Hero is the best and funnest roomate on the whole show and this episode just shows that more. I say this episode is the second weakest episode in the first season of Drawn Together. This episode is pretty funny and enteraing i recommend watching it!moreless

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (4)

    • When Clara and her Evil Stepmother make up, the latter thanks Clara before the scene switches to the Confession Room. When she says "Thank you" her lips do not move.

    • In the 'La La La Labia' musical interlude, we can see Captain Hero and Spanky doing the background vocals. In the last close-up on the two, Captain Hero is missing his cape.

    • In Foxxy's flashback where Wooldoor is dressed as a priest, he gives Clara a Christian bible, but curiously has an Egyptian ankh symbol on his sash.

    • When Clara's and Prince Charming's genitalias are playing together, we can hear that Clara's genitalia has a different voice that Charming's (Charming's is much deeper). But when Clara's genitalia is talking in the confession room, we can clearly hear that its voice is the same as Prince Charming's genitalia.

  • QUOTES (20)

    • Spanky: You know, it's just like my grandfather used to tell me. It's not what's on the outside of a vagina, but what's on the inside that counts.

    • Prince Charming: Whoa, whoa, whoa. This was not part of the deal! Look at my penis! What happened to my goddamn penis? I cannot live like this... this is not charming.

    • Clara: Look, our genitalia are totally hitting it off.

    • Clara: It was like a giant weight was lifted off my vagina.

    • Foxxy: And that's how two people who love each other very very much make a welfare check... I mean baby.

    • Spanky: We had to be very, very quiet. The tiniest of noises could of awoken the beast, even I had to limit myself to silent but deadlies. (farts quietly and snickers silently)

    • Foxxy: Now, when a man and woman love each other very much, they do a special hug which can feel real nice depending on the size of the man's hands wrapped consentually around the woman's neck.

    • Toot: Dammit, Clara's pissing me off more than fat-free sour cream!

    • Foxxy: (in confession room) Princess didn't know a damn thing about sex. How does she get guys to pay her rent?

    • Captain Hero: Toot made us all realize that we may not be along much longer. I felt a important to start writing down my innermost thoughts in a journal. Here's an excerpt: "I don't know how much longer I can last at here. Papa says that when I get out, I can have a new dress. When will I have my first dance, my first kiss?"
      Spanky: What are you doing?
      Captain Hero: These are my dreams! Mine!

    • Ling-Ling: I'm not your maid, clean your own dirty dishes.

    • Clara: Oh my God, I'm pregnant!
      Ling-Ling: Oh my God, the sink's full of dirty dishes again.

    • Prince Charming: (after firing off a gun) I just wanted to see if this thing worked, before I blew my charming brains out!

    • Spanky: I, for one, refuse to just sit around waiting to be swallowed whole by a giant vagina! (thinks for a minute) Huh? No, no, no, okay, no.

    • Ling-Ling: (yells about the dishes)
      Captain Hero: Ling-Ling's right! We must kill the beast.
      Captain Hero, Toot, & Xandir: Kill the beast!
      Spanky: Misinterpret Ling-Ling!

    • Spanky Ham: Not on the new rug!

    • Clara: You guys can't tell anybody about my secret, and I'm afraid I'll need you to keep your silence with a pinky swear.
      Foxxy: I pinky swear.
      (they look at Toot)
      Toot: Ugh! Fine, I swear too.
      Octopussoir: I pinky swear.
      Captain Hero: (knocks on door) Clara, Toot told us that you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a meeting about it.
      Clara: How is that even possible? (stares at Toot)
      Toot: Oopsey-Tootsey. I just couldn't help myself.

    • Captain Hero: Now, I normally don't listen to women, or my doctor, but Clara's story gave me a special feeling deep down in my lumpy, lumpy testicle.

    • Clara: They all hate me, Foxxy. It's like I've turned into some kind of freak.
      Foxxy: Oh, come on, now. These things usually have a way of working themselves out, just like the time everyone found out you had a monster vagina between your legs.
      Spanky: Clara, this isn't easy to say, especially to a friend, but we've come to kill your vagina.

    • Wooldoor: (strikes a match) This vagina could use a woman's touch.

  • NOTES (11)

  • ALLUSIONS (15)

    • Droopy Dog
      The narrator for the book on tape is introverted MGM cartoon character Droopy Dog.

    • Mermaids
      Clara says, "Oh my God. I am pregnant! A similar event occurs to a girl in the movie Mermaids. She believes she's gotten pregnant after kissing an older guy in the church bell tower.

    • Scooby-Doo
      Foxxy's "neck-sprain well-lit pie diversion" is a reference to Scooby-Doo, which often featured villains deceiving people with false images created by highly implausible methods.

    • The Diary Of Anne Frank
      The diary entry that Captain Hero writes is a parody of the diary of Anne Frank, a Jewish girl who lived in Nazi Germany.

    • Cinderella
      Clara's stepmother looks very similar to the Wicked Stepmother in Disney's Cinderella.

    • Foxxy: Chase Song
      The song sang by Foxxy Love when everybody was after Clara's vagina is a complete reference, and parody to the show Josie and the Pussycats, as Foxxy is an exact parody based on Valerie.

    • Alien 3
      When the Octopussoir hissed at Xandir and its tongue came out, it was identical to a scene in Alien 3.

    • Shrek
      Instead of Clara's vagina turning back to normal, Prince Charming's penis turned into a monster. This is similar to how in Shrek, when the princess kisses Shrek, she remains an ogre, because that is "love's true form."

    • Parody: The Bachelorette
      The sequence near the end where the housemates try to find Clara's Prince Charming is an obvious parody of The Bachelorette, a reality show where several men compete for the affections of a single woman.

    • Clara: Let's go to the M.C. Escher room.
      Toot tells Clara that the only way to stop herself from being pregnant is to be pushed down a flight of stairs. Toot does this on the stairs in the house, but says it didn't work. Clara suggests the M.C. Escher room. M.C. Escher is famous for painting a multitude of stairs going in many directions.

    • Wooldoor's Blocks: 2 PAC RIP
      This is likely a memorial to the late rapper Tupac. He was shot by an unknown gunman on September 7, 1996 and died on the 13th. He was only 25.

    • 24
      The ending scene with the four screens at a time is a parody of the popular FOX show, 24. At the beginning and ending of the commercials, they show a clock displaying the time in the show.

    • Everyone: Kill the beast!
      An obvious reference to the "Kill the Beast" number from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

    • Star Wars: A New Hope
      The scene where Wooldoor gets pulled into Clara's vagina and nearly crushed to death is a spoof on the scene in Star Wars: A New Hope, where Luke, Han, and Leia are trapped in one of the garbage smashers on the Death Star, but are saved from being crushed by C-3PO and R2-D2 shutting it down.

    • Monsters Ball
      "Make me feel good!" is a spoof of the scene in Monster's Ball, with Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thorton, where Berry says the same thing before they copulate.