Drawn Together

Season 1 Episode 6

Dirty Pranking Number 2

Aired Thursday 10:30 PM Dec 08, 2004 on Comedy Central
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Episode Summary

Clara becomes addicted to a prank made up by Spanky, crapping on pizza. This only makes things worse for Clara, due to the fact that her father refuses to let her to do the prank, or see Spanky anymore. Meanwhile, Captain Hero and Xandir try to bond, as they are roommates.moreless

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  • Just really... stupid

    When I watched this episode last night I found it pretty amusing, but then looking back at it today... it was just kind of dumb. The main plot of this episode was about Clara missing something in her life. She sees Foxxy and Spanky pulling a naughty prank on the Pizza delivery man. The prank is Spanky pooping on the Pizza (which really isn't surprising since it's Spanky) and giving him the money until they tell the man that they "didn't order sausage", which is obviously Spanky's nast poop. The delivery man, disgusted, leaves and gives them back their money. Clara likes it, and begs Spanky to let her help them. He lets her but at first it doesn't go well, until she improves. However, they end up in jail for a little.After their bail, it turns out her father knows about it and forces Clara to move out of the house, which after Clara's begging, she still stays. Spanky and Clara continue this throughout the rest of the episode, and at the end her father returns. This time, he saw someone crash his carriage and accused Spanky for it, but it was actually Toot. He decides to cut his head off, but with, ONCE AGAIN, Clara's begging, he decides not to. Finally, he realizes that pooping on Pizzas makes Clara happy, and that's all he ever wanted from his daughter.

    During this, Xandir questions Captain Hero why they never hang out together, since they share the same room together. So Captain Hero promises to hang out with Xandir at the mall. However, Captain Hero gets a phone call from the Commissioner. He leaves Xandir hanging to go save the world without telling him, which makes Xandir sad. Later, Hero sees that Xandir's hanging out with Wooldoor, which meakes him sad. He tells Xandir that he has some free days coming up and asked if he wants to go to the zoo. Xandir, cheerfully, says yes. Hero does get another call from the Commissioner though, but this time hangs out with Xandir. They both have a blast at the zoo, but during that huge flying robot looking things are terrorizing the city, and the zoo. Hero does nothing about it though, as him and Xandir head home. Eventually though the robots kill all the humans, and copy the pooping in pizza routine Clara and Spanky did.

    As amusing this episode seemed, it was pretty stupid. The pooping in pizza thing was disgusting, it got really lame after the second time, and this wasn't a great episode. However though, what I liked from this episode was the Captain Hero & Xandir plot, because it was funny. I mean they enjoyed the park even with those evil robots destroying it. We got more character development from Clara, which was nice, and it makes me like her even more. Finally, the funniest line in the episode from Spanky. "It wasn't as big of a mistake as the time I converted to Islam in August of 2001." That was hilarious! Despite being disgusting, Spanky has some pretty memorable lines. I didn't have a least favorite in this one, but my favorite was Clara.

    Overall, a pretty average episode. If the stupid pooping in Pizza crap was cut out, then it'd be a better episode. My least favorite so far of the series. Overall, I give it a 6.0.moreless
  • Clara finds she has feelings for Spanky when he teaches her a game about pooping on a pizza. Also Wooldoor is used by Xandir to make Captain Hero jealous when Captain Hero goes to work instead of the mall.moreless

    Well as the episode starts I thought this is just anothe funny show, until I saw Ling-Ling dead in Captain Heros car, that Foxy had braided her fingers into her hair. This meant that the show would be about Captain Hero, Xandir, and Wooldoor, Princess Clara, Spanky and Toot.

    So it went like this. Xandir uses Wooldoor to make Captain Hero jealous because instead of going to the mall with Xandir, Captain Hero went to work. In the end Captain Hero goes to the Zoo with Xandir while the world is being overrun by killer robot bees with hats.

    Meanwhile Spanky has tought Princess Clara a new ame. Pooping on pizza and then giving it back to the pizza guy. When they get arrested Clara's father tells her that he never wants her to see Spanky again. She disobes him and then he finds out that she has been seeing Spanky as she tells him whenhis carriage is stolen and he blames Spanky. Does this remind you of anything? Star crossed lovers perhaps, that have been dancing behind her fathers back. At the end of this episode Spanky and Clara dance and then she poops on a pizza. Her fathers shes that shes happy so he gives them his permission.

    Its Dirty Dancing all over again, like in a load of other shows and a load of other formats.

    I give this episode 4.9/10. Normally I would give a Drawn Tigether episode a much higher score but this piss take out of Dirty Dancing wasn't executed very well as any other of the things they take the piss out of. For instance the one where Xandir comes out or the one where Captain Hero finds out that his parents has him aborted. Serious issues with a funny twist.

    Watch any other show in the seris but this one.moreless
  • Surley they could have come up with something better than this at such an early point of the series

    Dt is a pretty controversal show, but every once in a while there comes an episode that steers clear of insulting any particular group of people. This episode is as such and it's pretty obvious too since the show tends to be at it's best when it's bashing a religion, race or sexuality, and also when it overwhelmes the audience with a raunchy or disgusting scene - revolting as they often are, you'll still find yourself chuckling, But this episode is terrible at best.

    The plot involves a bored Princess Clara observing Spanky and Foxxy playing a "prank" on an unsuspecting pizza delivery man, This prank involves Foxxy ditracting the pizza man whilst Spanky...brace yourself...Craps on the pizza, then claims to the delivery guy that he "didnt order sausage" on it. Clara soon joins Spanky in playing the prank, and things are running well until her father, The King, finds out and forbids her to associate with Spanky.

    There is also a somewhat more amusing side story about Xandir and Hero getting to spend more time with one another, which suprisingly and thankfully avoids sexual jokes, this makes it much more fun to watch.

    I suppose DT viewers shouldnt be too surprised by this plotline, after all the show thrives on shock value, but this just isnt a funny episode, shocking or not.moreless
  • A few AWESOME jokes mixed in the middle of an otherwise really boring episode.

    The ONLY reason this episode can actually keep a decent score is because it has some of the best jokes out of ALL the episodes. The \"you used to care about me...about us\" monologue is an instant classic! I still crack up everytime I hear it. I even use it on my friends once in a while. The \"forky poky\" part was also hilarious. I too find doing atrocities in a fun way. \"(laughing)Hahaha Xandir, (in a serious tone)trick me like that again, and I\'ll f*cking kill you!\" is yet another classic. So to in conclusion, \"hear ye, hear ye, Kronos will now end the review unexpectedly\"moreless
  • This is one of the hilarous episodes of season 1 of Drawn Together.

    When Clara is felling down in the dumps, she saw Foxxy and Spanky doing a prank that was so wrong but mostly funny to me, Spanky took a dump on the pizza! And said "I don't remember ordering a pizza with sausage!" and then Clara tried the prank with Spanky and then they both go to jail and Clara's father the King bailed them out and he forbids Clara to see Spanky again, meanwhile Captian Hero and Xandir are at the zoo and these alien robot beetle things are attacking everything, the King thinks Spanky attacked him out of nowhere but Clara told her father Spanky didn't do it cause he was with her but Spanky and Clara's relationship made the King let her stay in the Drawn Together house and the ending was messed up all the characters were killed be th robot beetles and took over the Earth. I showed this episode to my Aunt and she thinks that was funny and I tought it was really funny to me. A perfect 10.moreless
Hank Azaria

Hank Azaria

Hindu Pizza Man

Guest Star

Johnathan Kimmel

Johnathan Kimmel

Clara's Father

Guest Star

Bob Widmer

Bob Widmer

Robot Alien Fly

Guest Star

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (11)

    • When Toot disturbs Captain Hero at the phone, the cable of the receiver goes past her left arm. But in the close-up shot of Toot, the cable is missing.

    • When the pizza delivery man shows up at the police station, the receptionist says that they hadn't ordered twenty pizzas; but the pizza man is holding only eighteen boxes.

    • A group of Texas cheerleaders were arrested for defecating on a pizza and trying to give it back to a Domino's Pizza delivery man. They later admitted that they'd gotten the idea after seeing this episode.

    • Look hard: After Clara orders the pizza, Foxxy runs up with her hands in her hair. First, her bracelets are orange, then when it goes up to her hair, she has none on, then when it zooms back out, they're brown.

    • Look hard: When Clara finally craps in the pizza box, she opens it, and it shows the crap hang off of it, but there is no pizza in the box.

    • Look hard: When the King confronts Clara and Spanky after bailing them out, both of his guards have mustaches. In the next shot, only one does. Also, when the King returns to the Drawn Together house after having been carriage-jacked, the bodyguard who is with him first has a mustache, but when the King is about to take Clara home, he no longer has one.

    • The price of the pizza changes throughout the episode. When they first order the pizza, it is $8.26. Yet the rest of the times they order it, it is $8.46.

    • Look hard: When Clara presents the soiled pizza to the delivery man, the lid is hinged at the bottom of the logo; on real pizza boxes, and the others in the episode, it is hinged on top.

    • When Spanky explains the prank to Clara, he tells her to take the pizza before handing over the money. When he performed the prank with Foxxy, she paid the pizza man first.

    • Look hard: In Captain Hero and Xandir's picture, Xandir's giraffe hat disappeared.

    • When Spanky is braiding Foxxy's hair, he has already finished the right side of her head. However, when Foxxy says that she's braided her fingers into her hair, her fingers are stuck on both sides of her head.

  • QUOTES (29)

    • Pizza Man: What in the name of Vishnu? AEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (sniffs dootie then passes out)

    • Clara's Father: Clara, what are you doing?
      Clara: I am laughing, Father. Laughing!
      Clara's Father: My goodness, you are! I've never seen you so happy.
      Clara: Because I've never been so happy.
      Clara's Father: Oh Clara, that is all I've ever wanted for you. Who knew it was dooting on pizza that would make you so happy?

    • Robot Alien Fly: We have finally destroyed all the humans... but we have also learned from them! (cut to an alien house) I did not order a blaxikon with... zegoblark! (shows a pizza man-like robot alien fly what looks like soiled pizza; the "pizza man" leaves) Ha-ha-ha! You suck!

    • Clara: Well, hello, Mr. Pizza Man.
      Pizza Man: $8.26, and this time, no funny business!

    • Captain Hero: Hey, Xandir. Listen, I have some, uh, sick days coming to me, and if you're interested, I'm up for a little zoo action tomorrow.
      Wooldoor: Oh great!
      Xandir: Yeah! The two of us will go to the zoo tomorrow. You know, just me, and you, and not Wooldoor.
      Wooldoor: (disappointed) Ohhh....

    • Xandir: You know whats funny, Captain Hero?
      Captain Hero: Elder abuse?
      Xandir: Well, yes... Elder abuse... and the fact that we share the same room but never do anything together.

    • Xandir: And where have you been? I walked that entire mall all by myself.
      Captain Hero: Oh. Was that today?
      Xandir: Yes, that was today!
      Captain Hero: Sorry. I had to restore peace to the Middle East... again. Boy, those Muslims are kooky man... I mean, have you read that Koran? It's mostly knock-knock jokes.
      Xandir: You used to care about me... about us...
      Captain Hero: What?! When?
      Xandir: You used to tell me I was pretty.
      Captain Hero: No I didn't.
      Xandir: You used to dress up for me!
      Captain Hero: Just that one time...
      Xandir: Oh, forget it, I hope you enjoy the couch.
      Captain Hero: But Xandir...
      Xandir: I said couch!!

    • Cop: I'm sorry, man, but we didn't order twenty pizzas with extra anchovies and doodie on them.
      Pizza Man: Oh, but it says right here on the receipt that...
      Cop: Look out! He's got a receipt!

    • Clara's Father: (while hugging Clara) Mmmm, you smell like your mother.

    • Captain Hero: Oh, Xandir, trick me like that again and I'll f***ing kill you.

    • Pizza Man: May this life bring you the happiness it has so constantly denied me.

    • Clara's Father: I'm doing this for your own good. You need to stay away from a.) this house...

    • Bodyguard: Hear ye, hear ye! The King is about to barge in unexpectedly!

    • Clara: Please, Spanky, give me a second chance. Didn't you get one when you were given that dead teacher's liver?
      Spanky: You're right. (takes a bottle of liquor) Here's to second chances! (chugs the bottle)

    • Wooldoor: I'll be in the Clock Tower. (cocks a sniper rifle)

    • Spanky: I don't remember ordering this pizza... (opens the box, and a turd is in it) with sausage!

    • Clara: Lately, I feel like there's something missing.
      Clara's Father: Did you check the colored girl's room?

    • Clara: With Foxxy's hands still stuck in her hair, she was more useless than a Mexican.

    • Spanky: Little game? Did you just say "little game?" The travel size edition of Battleship, that's a "little game." Screwing with the pizza man, that's a way of life, my friend!

    • Toot: Blah blah blah! I'm Captain Hero and I can fly! And I...
      Captain Hero: Do you mind, fudgy? I'm on the phone!
      Toot: I don't care. I gotta call my AA sponsor!
      Captain Hero: (in a girlish voice) I said I'm on the phone!

    • Foxxy: Good evening, delivery man of pizza.

    • Captain Hero: Go to the mall? Is that some kind of gay code? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

    • Xandir: Sometimes I think Captain Hero cares more about those boots than our friendship. I bet they never slew the Man Troll on Rainbow Mountain. I said "slew," right?

    • Clara's Father: You are a princess. Hu-DUH!
      Clara: I know that, father. But I long for so much more.
      Clara's Father: Of course you do, because you're a princess and that's what princesses do. They long for more. Or die in a car crash in France. Now, let us never speak of this again.

    • Clara's Father: They took everything! My crown, my jewels, but not my innocence. No, I lost that a long time ago when I was but a naive prince who would do anything for his jousting instructor. Anything.

    • Toot: (drunk) I thought you loved me, Captain Morgan! (smashes the bottle against a wall) Oh no, you're bleeding! I'll save you Cap'n Morgan! (licks it off the wall)

    • Toot: You want to do what to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can s*** on it? I should kill you where you stand! (punches a hole through the wall)

    • Clara's Father: Now, Clara, do you promise to stay away from that boyishly handsome pig?

    • Foxxy: Here's how it's gonna go down. I'm gonna finish my hair. Spanky, you order the pizza. And Clara, you go into the confession room and tell the camera how you never felt so aliiiiiivvvve.
      (Clara is now in the confession room)
      Clara: My first naughty prank. I've never felt so aliiiiiivvvve.

  • NOTES (12)