Drawn Together

Season 1 Episode 6

Dirty Pranking Number 2

Aired Thursday 10:30 PM Dec 08, 2004 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Xandir: And where have you been? I walked that entire mall all by myself.
      Captain Hero: Oh. Was that today?
      Xandir: Yes, that was today!
      Captain Hero: Sorry. I had to restore peace to the Middle East... again. Boy, those Muslims are kooky man... I mean, have you read that Koran? It's mostly knock-knock jokes.
      Xandir: You used to care about me... about us...
      Captain Hero: What?! When?
      Xandir: You used to tell me I was pretty.
      Captain Hero: No I didn't.
      Xandir: You used to dress up for me!
      Captain Hero: Just that one time...
      Xandir: Oh, forget it, I hope you enjoy the couch.
      Captain Hero: But Xandir...
      Xandir: I said couch!!