Xandir: And where have you been? I walked that entire mall all by myself.
Captain Hero: Oh. Was that today?
Xandir: Yes, that was today!
Captain Hero: Sorry. I had to restore peace to the Middle East... again. Boy, those Muslims are kooky man... I mean, have you read that Koran? It's mostly knock-knock jokes.
Xandir: You used to care about me... about us...
Captain Hero: What?! When?
Xandir: You used to tell me I was pretty.
Captain Hero: No I didn't.
Xandir: You used to dress up for me!
Captain Hero: Just that one time...
Xandir: Oh, forget it, I hope you enjoy the couch.
Captain Hero: But Xandir...
Xandir: I said couch!!