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Your favourite quotes from DT

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    Przem0

    [1]Jul 1, 2007
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    "So God killed everyone, the good guys, the bad guys and even Steve from Long Island, but not me and i know why. With everyone gone I can finally enjoy masturbating the way he intended, by myself."
    - Wooldoor Sockbat, Clum Babies

    "What a nightmare. One minute I was celebrating with my friends lika a drunken pro-athlete, the next I was crying and runing for my life, like the wife of the drunken pro-athlete."
    - Wooldoor Sockbat, Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable

    "And remember kids, never mess with the emotions of a dangerous lunatic."
    - Captain Hero

    "Nothing reminds me of my first time like a chick crying."
    - Spanky Ham

    "I missed you more than a retard misses the point."
    - Unusually Flexible Girl

    "Hate the game baby, not the playa."
    - Ling-Ling

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    Alexadecimal

    [2]Jul 2, 2007
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    Captain Hero - "Nobody really dies, observe" *Cuts his head off with a sword the walks back in the room "Now you try!"

    Toot - "Thank God I'm in the other story!"

    Foxxy - "Foxxy decided to solve the mystery of shutting the fat f*** up!"

    I could go on for ages

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    starman100

    [3]Jul 3, 2007
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    Toot: God Dammit, I'm using the toilet, but you can use the sink if you wanna?

    Clara: Ew!!

    Clara: So after I took a grunt in the sink, I went to Wooldoors room.

    hahaha thats probably my favourite quote.

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    Evil_saint

    [4]Jan 31, 2008
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    My favorite would be the gay marriage rant Clara goes on: If gays get married, the institution of marriage will be destroyed! Societies will crumble, rivers wilkl run with blood. Nazis will once again ride dinosaurs!
    Edited on 01/31/2008 5:12pm
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    hotcandy

    [5]Feb 1, 2008
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    Captain Hero: Oh my god you all gonna die! ( whisper) this van got a lot sexier.
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    ModernTimes

    [6]Feb 3, 2008
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    Clara: Oh my god. Ling-ling killed Zander! Next time it might be someone we actually care about.

    __

    Producer: Simon says hes got a nice d***

    Producer: Simon says STARE DIRECTLY AT IT

    Producer: Simon says ITS BIBLICAL IN SCALE

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    Shaunbadia

    [7]Feb 8, 2008
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    My new favourite quote is from the episode "Mexican't buy me love", when Ling-Ling is on the Mexican version of Jay Leno.

    Music guy (To Leno after he makes a joke): "Oh, I dream about killing you...You know, I pretend homeless people are you and I burn 'em."
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    zacko95

    [8]Mar 4, 2008
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    This is my favorite scene

    Toot:Hey Ling Ling, Exited for christmas?

    Ling Ling-Oh!

    Toot-Too bad, santa doesn't exist!

    *licks ling ling*

    Xandir-Hey ling ling, is this a quarter in your ear?

    Ling ling- oh?

    Xandir- Nope! its a tumor

    Ling ling-oh...

    *licks ling ling*

    Woldor- hey ling ling, exited for christmas?

    ling ling- oh!!

    woldor! too bad, its a tumor!

    *licks ling ling*

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    zacko95

    [9]Mar 4, 2008
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    oh and my fav quote:

    Foxxy- "oh no! Ring Rings gunna kill... umm... no... could he... no.......... Can ling ling kill funions?"

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    Chris_Clarke

    [10]Mar 7, 2008
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    "I'll put a bullet in your f***ing skull!"
    - Charlotte the Spider, Charlotte's Web of Lies

    "There's lots of gay reasons to live. I myself enjoy the ballet, crepes and snerd-nurgling for dollars."
    - Genie, Gay Bash

    "What happened to me? Messing with the minimum-wage pizza man, going to jail, shivving my cellmate... these are things a princess should never do, and that's why I liked it so much!"
    - Princess Clara

    "I don't speak Blackanese."
    - Captain Hero

    "Whatever you do, don't let them take your eyes."
    - Little Orphan Annie, Nipple Ring Ring Goes to Foster Care

    "Why must I ruin everything beautiful?"
    - Spanky Ham
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    Nascarulz

    [11]Mar 18, 2008
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    "Godammit Spanky! It's low brow farts like that that made EW give us a godamn F!" *Queefs* "oopsie...What? That was a queef! And I only laughed cause it tickled!" Toot

    "Foxxy's a minstrel, Hero's in a wheelchair...*Fart* I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF! ITS A HOLY FRICKIN TRINITY!" Spanky

    "best quotes ever.

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    Nascarulz

    [12]Mar 18, 2008
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    Oh and this one

    "Simon says...He's got a nice thick C*** doesnt he?Stare directly at his C***!"

    "I kid you not, he degraded us for three and a half hours, and he went on about his size..."

    "Simon says its BIBLICAL IN SCLAE!"

    "It's musical ability..."

    *Jew producers C*** play's taps*

    *Awkward clapping*

    "Until finally..."

    "oh ahhh!OOOHH!Well now that Simon is finished, you can move back into the house." Best scene ever XD
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    Shaunbadia

    [13]Sep 9, 2008
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    Wooldoor: "Here's to Congress for letting me do my SHOOOOOOOOW!"

    Spanky: "And to freedom of speech!"

    Wooldoor: "F*** YEAH!"

    Xandir: "That's the S***!"

    Captain Hero (Rips off his shorts and starts thrusting): "I WANNA F*** THE HEAD OF A F***ING PIG, AND THEN RIP IT'S F***ING GUTS OUT AND THEN F*** IT'S F***ITY F*** F*** F*** F***IE F*** F*** F*** F***!"

    Wooldoor (Voiceover Hero's f*** rant): "I was on top of the world (Cut to confessional) but then, something happened that killed my buzz faster than driving over that kid..."
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    ChoixAkion

    [14]Apr 12, 2009
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    [Captain Hero pulls a gun on Foxxy]

    Foxxy Love: Oh my God, he's got a Puerto Rican credit card!

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    Jesus: Haha. Look at that Heeb pretending to drown. Those jews kill me.

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    News Reporter: Foxxy Love who was not present is presumed to still be alive and still be black, therefore she is considered armed and dangerous.

    Foxxy Love: You racist **** hole

    [Foxxy pulls out a gun and shoots the TV]
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    xaine05

    [15]Apr 28, 2010
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    "Foxxy gone and found herself in a Pickle, instead of the other way around"

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    NathanRoth

    [16]May 1, 2010
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    Foxy love: thats finger **** good from clum Babies

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    4EverGreen

    [17]Oct 29, 2010
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    (From "Ghostesses In the Slot Machines.") Heather O'Rourke: "They're here." Foxxy: "No, NO, don't go in there! AHHH!!!! Damn it girl! I told your dumb ass not to go in there!" Random White Guy shushes her. (Later) Foxxy: "It seems that our house was built on an ancient Indian Burrial Ground. They moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies!" The Random White Guy shushes her again! That was a funny moment! Enough said!

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