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The Rude Doctor
The Mysterous Man
When Ling-Ling bows out of the confessional, he says kuso, which in Japanese translates to damn or another curse word. This would seem odd, as bowing in Japanese culture is considered polite and even though Ling-Ling does it, he utters a curse word, which is impolite to do while bowing in Japanese culture.
Being a fundamental Christian, Clara should be on the same side as the Nazis and shouldn't believe in dinosaurs.
Spanky: What the hell's wrong with me, doc?
Doctor: You've been downloaded with the Deadly Cuddly Bear Virus. You'll be dead within a week.
Spanky: Oh, my God! I'm gonna die?!
Doctor: Yep, unless I give you these drugs.
Spanky: Drugs?! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
Doctor: You do have health insurance, don't you?
Spanky: Health whaa?
Doctor: Oh, you don't have health insurance. Well, don't worry. (pulls the trap door lever on Spanky)
Sonny: Daddy needs his Puffs! Someone get me some fucking Puffs!
The Board of Education: We invented a menthol-grape-flavored number-2 pencil. Black test takers wouldn't be able to resist eating their writing utensils, so they'll never finish the exam!
Foxxy: Damn. Just when you thought racism couldn't get any more racismer. You really think black people won't be able to stop themselves from eating these grape-flavored mentholated pencils?! ... (sniff) ... (sniff) ... Actually, they do smell kinda nice. Maybe if I just have a little nibble...
The Board of Education: So you see why we can't let blacks pass the SAT's. No educated person would spend money on gold rims, purple leather seats and flip-down LCD screens for three-thousand-dollar Geos.
Captain Hero(as he rips Toot's head off) This is no fat monster. It's a blood fountain.
Foxxy: (in confession room) I tried to forget about solving mysteries. But forgettin', like granddaddy when we played bouncy horse, was very hard...
Foxxy: With Ling-Ling dead, I could only think of one thing: man, that Ling-Ling pelt would make some pimpin' seat covers!
Clara: (to King of Insurance, Spanky, and Xandir) Going around the world doesn't mean they're gay married. The moon isn't gay married.
Xandir: You did it, my darling husband. Let's tell Dumpy the Wasteman.
Spanky: Hey, Dumpy, guess what?
Dumpy the Wasteman: Kill me!
Guard: Freeze! Put your hands in the air! And don't even think about waving them like you just don't care!
Foxxy: Oh, Lordy!
Foxxy: My test scores came! (opens letter) 580? Ling-Ling what the H-E-single-hockey stick happen? (in the confession room) I decided to solve the Asian-failing-the-standardized-test mystery even if I didn't have some fancy mystery-solving license. So I drove right over to that board of education place, even if I didn't have some fancy driver's license.
Clara: (on phone) Hello, King of Insurance, I'd like to report a fake gay marriage.
Jewish Man: And I'd like to report a great set of tits.
Foxxy: Now, Foxxy might not be great with numbers or words or stuff, but she great at pullin' trains... over.
Officer: Wow, Foxxy, you caught the Board of Education. We've been trying to nail him for months. Heh heh! How'd you do it?
Foxxy: I had help from a friend a dead friend. And now to uncover the Board of Education's ultimate racist weapon. (opens a crate and sees purple pencils) What the hell is this?
Board of Education: We invented a menthol grape-flavored number 2 pencil. Black test-takers wouldn't be able to resist eating their writing utensils so they'll never finish the exam.
Foxxy: Damn. Just when you thought racism couldn't get anymore racismer...
Board of Education's Song:
I am the Board of the Education.
I'm here to serve the interests of our nation
But keeping kids learning
Doesn't fetch much of an earning
So to make some decent money something had to be done.
Being the genius that I am, I combined two-time honored American methods of achieving wealth selling stupid stuff to suckers and expolting the black man.
Now we make countless millions off the worthless crap that black folks buy.
From their very first gold tooth down to their pimped out rides.
Huge medallions, tacky blings.
No one would buy those things
Unless there was a way to keep them gullibly dumb
Sso we keep them out of college. It's what needs to be done.
So you see why we can't make blacks pass the S.A.T.s? No educated person would spend money on gold rims, purple leather seats, and flip-down lcd screens for $3,000 geos.
Foxxy: You racist blockhead. You'll never get away with anything that stupid.
Paper Baby: Someday, when I grow up, I'm gonna be a big oragami swan. You'll see! A big, beautiful oragami swan. So f**k you!
Man: Welcome, Miss Love.
Foxxy: Who do you think you is?
Man: I is the Board of Education.
Foxxy: Holy crap! You from the School House Rock gang! What the hell is going on around here?
Foxxy: (to Ling-Ling) I'll be your best friend.
Ling-Ling: (in confession room) Ling-Ling need new best friend since old best friend died in tragic accident.
(scene cuts to a flashback of Ling-Ling throwing a black energy ball at his old best friend and jumping on him and scratching him)
Ling-Ling: (scene cuts back to normal; to Foxxy) I'll do it. I'll take the test for you, chocolate animal woman.
Ling-Ling: (in the confession room) Foxxy was right. Board of Education really is keeping the black man down. Unecessary racism so sad.
Officer: You don't have a mystery-solving license?
Foxxy: Child, I didn't even go to college.
Spanky: (in the connfession room) I was about to propose to Xandir and then out of nowhere, that damn diamond vision tried to move in on my man.
Officer: Congratulations, Foxxy. We're giving you an honorary mystery-solving badge.
Foxxy: (with many grape-flavored pencils in her mouth) Mystery-solving badge? If you gots a badge that can solve mysteries then what you need Foxxy for?
Foxxy: (to Clara and Captian Hero) This whole test is racially biased. Question number one: "What S.P.F. lotion would you use if you was gonna spend a day at the polo grounds fellow Klan member?"
Clara: Oh, you don't need sunblock if you've got your Klan hood on. Everybody knows that, Foxxy. (shows Clara with tan rings around her eyes)
Foxxy: (in the confession room) So I tried to study up for them S.A.T.s, but it became abundantly clear that this was just another consipiracy to keep the black man down. Like swimmin'.
Foxxy: (to Ling-Ling after he killed the monster) Ling-Ling, you saved my ass.
Foxxy: (in confession room) Foxxy Love is went to college.
Ling-Ling speaks an entire line in English without subtitles for the first time.
The Genie (Xandir's boyfriend) from "Gay Bash" is seen as a guest at Xandir's and Spanky's wedding.
Toot has no dialogue in this episode.
When Ling-Ling dies in this episode, he is not brought back to life as Wooldoor Sockbat was in the previous episode, "The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist (2)." It's unclear if he will stay dead or return in the next episode.
Running Gag: Someone pulling a lever revealing a trap door leading to a hideous monster.
This episode revolves around Foxxy Love.
Foxxy's full name is revealed to be Foxxy Chaquafaff Love.
Picture: Kerri Strug
One of the pictures that Spanky and Xandir photoshop to make it look like they're a loving gay couple is a picture of Olympic gymnast Kerri Strug being carried by her coach after she sprained her ankle and won the gold medal for the United States in 1996.
Return of the Jedi
When Foxxy confronts the Board of Education, he traps her in a cave with a giant monster. When Ling-Ling comes to her rescue, he calls it a "Zalganout Beast". But clearly, the monster is based on the Rancor from Return of the Jedi. Jabba the Hutt throws Luke Skywalker down into a pit containing the rancor beast, much in the same way The Board sends Foxxy to her seeming doom. The stranger who shows up sobbing after Ling-Ling kills the beast is inexplicable in the context of this episode; but in the movie, he is the Rancor's keeper (who is mourning the loss of his "pet"). However, in the movie the keeper does not then begin to dry-hump the beast's corpse, as happens in this episode.
During the scene where Ling-Ling pretends to be Foxxy, Sailor Moon can be seen seated next to him. She was the main character in the anime series of the same name.
The 3rd world Filipino baby Spanky and Xandir "adopted" (it was just a piece of yellow lined paper with the name Timmy on it and cut in the shape of a person) is voiced by Tara Strong, the same voice of another one of her characters with the same name, Timmy Turner on Fairly Odd-Parents.
Phrase: Spanky's line "Xandir, you're as kind as a three dollar bill" is a pun on the phrase 'queer as a three dollar bill'.
In the scene before the Xandir and Spanky's wedding, we can see both Flintstones' and Jetsons' cars parked in front of the DT house.
Gone With The Wind
Clara in shadow against a red sky, saying "With God as my witness..." is a parody of a scene in Gone With the Wind in which Scarlett O'Hara says the same thing.
Dumpy the Wasteman: Name & Appearance
Dumpy the Wasteman is a parody of Frosty the Snowman.
Title: Foxxy vs. the Board of Education
Reference to the famous civil rights case "Brown vs. Board of Education."
In the hospital, we saw the following characters with various ailments:
- Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls, who appeared to be pregnant.
- Bambi and his mother from the movie Bambi.
- Ariel from the movie The Little Mermaid, who had a six-pack soda can holder trapped around her neck.
- Rocky and Bullwinkle from The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, Rocky's head was stuck inside of Bullwinkle.
- Joe Camel (The Camel Cigarettes mascot), who was in an iron lung.
- Sonny, The Cocoa Puffs cereal bird, who was in a straight jacket asking for Cocoa Puffs.
The floating ghost of Ling-Ling helping Foxxy is just like Obi-Wan helping Luke in the original Star Wars trilogy.
Foxxy: Hey, you're the Board of Education, from School House Rock.
The Board of Education is an obvious take on the Bill from the School House Rock cartoon of the '70's.
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