Captain Hero's Mother: Captain Leslie Hero! You thought this would prove you're not a lame superhero?!
Captain Hero: Mom, don't call me Leslie in front of Two-Hands!
Captain Hero's Mother: The doctor was right! You are SO lame!
Captain Hero: I'm not lame!
Captain Hero's Mother: Yes! Yes you are! (rips his posters off the wall)
Captain Hero: Please, Mom! Please don't do that! Don't be mean to me!
Captain Hero's Mother: I'm not being mean to you. You're just to lame to say it!
Captain Hero: You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do and you don't know! You don't know who I'm gonna be! You don't know how good I am! I have good things and you don't know it! Like I'm gonna be somebody, and don't tell me I'm not! (runs off crying)
Xandir: Oh, don't worry, girlfriend, I won't tell anyone.
Captain Hero: I know you won't Xandir, I know you won't.
(Hero puts poison on a towel and then smothers Xandir with it)
Captain Hero: Whose job is it to save a superhero when he's in trouble?
Foxxy: I will not be a part of no suicide hotline! Uh uh, no way, no how, no sir.
Clara: A suicide hotline! This is gonna be so much fun!
Clara: Hey stud, are you longing to swallow... a handful of pills?
Foxxy: Or do you think about putting a hole... in your head?
Toot: Then call our sultry suicide hotline! We'll do anything to keep you alive! ANYTHING!
Captain Hero's mother: Honey we're pregnant.
Captain Hero's father: Why do you say "we're pregnant"? I never say "we" only have one testicle.
Spanky: (referring to the many quadruple amputees guarding the hospital) This is so stupid. It's like a retarded third grader wrote this.
Foxxy: Hi, Captain Hero, ahh!, Oh my God, you got your big boy hair.
Clara: (after finding out that Jeff is a cop) I can't go back to jail. I won't go back! (jumps out of the window) AAAHHH!
Xandir: If I can light a homeless girl on fire, I can certainly stab you!
Clara: My name's Clara, and the animal that best describes my personality is a dove, because they sing and they're white.
Foxxy: Now it's your turn, Jeff.
Jeff: My life is an endless hell. I spend all day lying in bed soiling myself while my nurse burns me with cigarettes.
Jeff: (sighing) A squirrel, I guess.
Foxxy: Frog god... idiots. Everyone know that Salamander Jesus is the only true god.
Foxxy: I used all my mystery-solving know-how to find that suicidal-no-arms-and-legs-guy!
(scene cuts to Foxxy in a neighborhood)
Foxxy: Here, suicidal-no-arms-and-legs-guy! Here, suicidal-no-arms-and-legs-guy!
Captain Hero: I needed to phone home, and that's exactly what I would do as soon as I was done playing with my new sex robot. Oh yeah, baby.
Robot: (in confession room) N-O means N-O. Why doesn't he just remove the chip that makes me feel pain?
Captain Hero: He's right. It wasn't my fault. Thank you, unborn baby whale. You were as helpful as you were delicious.
Spanky: (in commercial) There's so much to live for! Our hot and horny operators are standing by. Call now!
Commercial Voice: Results may vary, there may not be much to live for, Toot is fat. Call now!
Clara: (in confession room, about the "open a business" challenge) I wanted to have a bake sale, but the stereotypes had other ideas.
Xandir: Let's open a hair salon!
Foxxy: We could shine shoes!
Ling-Ling: I say full-release massage parlor that serves wok-fried puppies!
Toot: Let's eat potato salad!
Clara: Finally we all agreed.
Housemates: A suicide hotline!
Foxxy: When I first moved in, I though Toot was a penguin with face cancer.
Foxxy: (on phone, reading from clipboard) "Hello, suicide hot-line. My name "line." How can I help you? Remember to sound like you care."
Guy On Phone: I'm a quadruple amputee. My life is a living hell.
Foxxy: S**t, you think you got problems? Try living with roommates. Now, if I write my name on a bag of Funions, them ain't yo' Funions! Those Foxxy Funions!
Guy On Phone: You don't understand me. Nobody understands me! I may as well kill myself right now!
Foxxy: (in the confession room) Just when I started to trust those fools. There's only two excuses for walking away from suicidal people in need. I don't see no nuclear holocaust and I don't hear no free coffee mochas in a swap meet parking lot.
Foxxy: (to Captain Hero) You mean the planet Zebulon? Zebulon didn't crash into no sun, Captain 'Tardo.
Captain Hero: What you talkin' about, Foxxy?
Foxxy: Zebulon is a thriving planet with a booming economy.
Clara: A suicide hot-line, this is going to be so much fun.
Foxxy: No, it ain't, remember how you got bored with them pit bulls you adopted, and then I had to find 'em a new home with them muppet babies?
(scene cuts to two pit bulls attacking Gonzo and Kermit from the Muppet Babies)
Foxxy: And I will not be apart of no suicide hot-line. Nun-uh, no way, no how, no sir! (flash) Okay, let's do it. Goddamn it! (flash and now Foxxy is nude) Goddamn it! (runs away, as a startled and happy Spanky Ham stares at the spot she was standing in)
Foxxy: Goddamn white producers with their goddamn white flashes! They can edit us, and make us say whatever they want! (flash) My (flash) taint (flash) is (flash) made (flash) out (flash) of (flash) bacon. (flash) Stop it! Now... where was I? Oh, yeah, my taint is 100% pure bacon.
The song Hero sang is "Superman" by Five For Fighting.
Look hard: When the little boy scares Captain Hero, his balloon falls and splatters, while his ice cream floats up.
Toot dies first by hanging herself up to the ceiling in the hospital room, suicidal death. Princess Clara jumps out of the window, assuming she didn't survive the fall, she also must have died.
Xandir eats Colon Blast cereal in one scene.
Look Hard: The scoreboard behind the phones for the suicide hot-line read:
Foxxy - Lost 0, Saved 4.
Clara - Lost 0, Saved 2.
Spanky - Lost 0, Saved 1.
Xandir - Lost 0, Saved 4.
Toot - Lost 0, Saved 1.
Ling-Ling - Kills (and then a whole bunch of score marks).
Apparently, Ling-Ling was brought back to life after dying in the previous episode, "Foxxy vs. the Board of Education."
The guys were stealing their cable from Zebulon. So since Zebulon was destroyed by Captain Hero, they no longer have cable.
Captain Hero's home planet, Zebulon, is destroyed in this episode.
Spanky cross-dresses for the first time in this episode.
The little symbol (a circle with an arrow pointing northeast) is shown on Captain Hero's parents as well.
Captain Hero calls his mother "eema," which is the Hebrew word for mother. The Hebrew word for father is "abba," although Captain Hero doesn't call his father that.
Captain Hero's parents are introduced.
This episode revolves around Captain Hero.
Roe-bot vs. Wade: Name
This is a reference to Roe vs. Wade, a Supreme Court case that made it illegal for states to outlaw abortion.
Captain Hero: Story
Captain Hero's story is similar to that of Superman. Superman was the sole survivor of the planet Krypton when his parents sent him to Earth in a rocket just before the planet exploded.
Title: Little Orphan Hero
The title might be a parody of the old comic strip, Little Orphan Annie.
Movie: Boogie Nights
The scene of Captain Hero yelling at his mother that he is important, while his room is destroyed and his father sits in the distance, helpless to interfere, is directly from the film Boogie Nights.
Captain Hero: (shoots self in head)
When Captain Hero is mocking Batman, he pretends to shoot himself in the head, splattering blood against the wall (which forms the bat-symbol). This could be a reference to the fate of George Reeves, who played Superman in the 1950's Adventures of Superman TV series. Reeves shot himself in the head in 1959.
Captain Hero: Whatcha talkin' about, Foxxy?
"Whatcha talkin' about?" was a catch phrase used by Gary Coleman on the 1970's sitcom Diff'rent Strokes whenever someone told him something surprising -- as in this case Foxxy telling Captain Hero that his planet wasn't destroyed.
Characters: Art, Mat, & Bob
The limbless cops, Art, Mat, and Bob are from an old joke that goes like this: "What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging from a wall? Art! What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on the floor? Mat! What do you call a guy with no arms and legs stuck in the ocean? Bob!"
Ling-Ling, Spanky, Foxxy, & Clara: (making weird noises)
Their reaction to the phone ringing is like that of the flying little yipping aliens from Sesame Street.
Captain Hero: Reference
Captain Hero keeps referring to the song, "Superman" by the Canadian band, Five for Fighting.
Captain Hero: "I... can't!"
In this scene, Captain Hero raises his scissor-like hands that resembles that of Edward's hands in the movie Edward Scissorhands.
Captain Hero: (rides a bike with Wooldoor in the front basket in a full moon background)
This is a well-known scene from the movie E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial. Captain Hero also uses the movie's famous line "Me phone home."
Characters: Batman and Robin
Batman and Robin make cameos in this episode. Captain Hero was making fun of Batman at a party in his flashback and Batman and Robin were present.
The cover of Hero Comics is drawn to resemble the famous cover of the comic book that introduced Superman.
Foxxy: (twirls around with a flash of light)
Foxxy twirling around with a flash of light exactly matches the stock footage of Lynda Carter used in every episode of the 1970's Wonder Woman series when her character of Diana Prince turned into Wonder Woman.
Spanky's Suit: Appearance
The question mark suit that Spanky Ham wears in the infomercial is a reference to Government Grant Guru Matthew Lesko, who wears a simillar suit to promote his book "Free Money to Pay Your Bills" on late night television.
Characters: Gonzo and Kermit
Gonzo and Kermit from Muppets Babies make cameos in this episode. They are being attacked by vicious pit bulls.
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