Drawn Together

Captain Hero: Show yourself, Super Salad! Waiter: Sir, I was just asking you if you want soup or salad. I'm giving you a choice between... (Captain Hero snaps the waiter's neck, killing him)

Toot: Oh, Captain "Shero" here was trying to take my barette! Captain Hero: It's pronounced "Hero". The "S" is silent, you hit-head!

Spanky: Martin Luther King Junior had a dream, but unlike his, mine is about to come true.

Godzilla: (throws a cup at Ling-Ling) Ling-Ling: Oh, what the hell? Godzilla:(in his language)Ling-Ling, you are a Twinkie! Yellow on the outside but white on the inside! Ling-Ling: Oh, shut up, Godzilla! Godzilla: You are no role model! You're trying to make us white! What's next? You're gonna make us fat, lazy, and bad at math? Ling-Ling: Oh, you're so full of hot air, you breathe fire!

Foxxy: Get off that damn stool Hero, you need to go save the world. Captain Hero: I can't, I'm not allowed off the naughty stool. Xandir: Why don't you just take the (bleep)'n naughty stool with you?! Captain Hero: Oh don't be silly. I can't flap my hands and carry a stool at the same time. Xandir: That is a good point. Oh, shut up Xandir! Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Captain Hero (in confession room) I had to figure out a way to defeat Super Nanny and her naughty stool. But how? But...how? (puts hand on chin in and stares at the screen in a very serious manner, holds pose for a while) You know if you just keep the camera rolling, its not as dramatic. (camera continues to roll, Hero's eyes dart back and forth while holding his pose for a long time) Aww, jerkoff assholes. (gives up and walks away)

Captain Hero: (to British toddlers who are ripping Super Nanny apart) You kids look like you have everything under control. Hyah! (flies through the roof causing rubble to fall and crush the toddlers) I'm off to fight the evil Supercuts! (shows ends and credits appear, then suddenly cuts back to Capt. Hero in confession room with a really bad haircut) You win this time supercuts.

Captain Hero: (in confesssion room)Everyone thinks I'm a liar. Now I'm a lot of things, I'm an astronaut, I'm a basketball player, I'm the president of the universe with a 14-inch (bleep), but I'm not a liar.

Ling-Ling: Honorable pig demon, we must return to the place of shame. Spanky: Oh, you mean the shower at the Y? Ling-Ling: (pause) Nooo...the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Ling-Ling (after learning a "wide-eye operation" has been performed on him and that he now speaks English) This is a lot to handle, but everything will be okay as long as Ling-Ling still has humongous penis. (turns around and looks down at his crotch) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Ling-Ling: (to Godzilla) You so full of hot air, you breath fire. (later in confession room) Ling-Ling proud of that one.

Spanky:(Packing Ling-Ling into his pet carrier) Saddle up my Lo Main man, we goin' on a field trip!