Drawn Together

Season 2 Episode 1

The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist (2)

Aired Thursday 10:30 PM Oct 19, 2005 on Comedy Central



  • Trivia

    • When Wooldoor finishes explaining how he "Dig and dug" out of his coffin, you can hear Xandir and Clara making comments like, "Well that doesn't need any more explaination," and "I can see that!" However, if you watch Foxxy, her lips move, but you don't hear her say anything.

  • Quotes

    • Islander: Wow. I have not seen that much fish-eating since Lilith Fair come to island. (cut to another native making a rim shot)

    • Foxxy: Wilma, tell us about you, girl.
      Wilma: I'm the kind of person who uses an armadillo for an iron, a pterodactyl for a record player and a prehistoric worm for a tampon.
      Worm: It's a living.

    • Producer: (over P.A.) Mazel tov, housemates! Welcome to season two!

    • Toot: (as the helicopter flies over her) Wait! Come back! Send fudge!

    • Wooldoor: As my friends ate what was left of my family, I realized it was important to never forget.

    • Foxxy: You think you're the first barely legal chick to tie me up and try to cook my friend right in front of me?

    • Strawberry Sweetcake (after grabbing Xandir's sword): Now hand over that hook-nosed Sockbat or I'll fucking kill you all!

    • Clara: (in confession room) I hoped that our new castmate would be someone who shared my deep Christian faith...or a beaner.

    • Foxxy: Of course Wooldoor is a little freaked out. Don't y'all know them Sweetcakes was responsible for the Sockbat genocide?
      Clara: Oh please. The Sockbat genocide is just a hoax perpetrated by the evil Sockbat banking company. (gets punched by Foxxy again)

    • Clara: (to Wooldoor, who is sobbing uncontrollably) Get a hold of yourself, Wooldoor! (slaps him)
      Foxxy: Don't you hit him! (slaps her)
      Captain Hero: Oh yeah! Punching party! (punches Clara, causing her to collapse)

    • Spanky: (after emerging from crashed helicopter) Well this, like Xandir in a room full of fat Chinamen, BLOWS CHUNKS!!!
      Spanky & Captain Hero: Nice! (give each other a high-five)

    • Wooldoor: Foxxy, you're the only one in the house who isn't completely retarded. What should I do?
      Foxxy: Fo'getting the lessons of history insures that these atrocities will happen again! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to put on this negligee and bring papa his whiskey.

    • Producer: (to the cast) Well, well, well. Look who's come crawling back. Do you have any idea what it's gonna take to fix the damage you did to this house?
      (a giant paintbrush comes down and "paints" the house as new)
      Producer: Now, where are the others?
      Clara: Wooldoor is dead!
      Producer: Pity. And what about that disgusting black-and-white whale?
      (scene cuts to Toot)
      Islander: Look, the disgusting black-and-white whale has beached itself, it need our help!
      Toot: (in confession room) Ah, goddammit, I'm not a (bleep) whale! I'm only slightly overweight for Christ's sake!

    • Clara: We want back in the house, Mr. Jew Producer!
      Producer: All right, I'll let move back in, but first, we have to play a game of "Simon Says." Simon says, touch your nose.
      (the cast does so)
      Producer: Simon says... (unzips pants) He's got a nice, thick (bleep), doesn't he. Simon says, stare directly at his (bleep)!

    • Foxxy: (in the confession room) Wooldoor's death was a real wakeup call. Life without the cameras wasn't worth livin'. We all agreed there was only one place we belong anymo'.

    • Wooldoor: (after seeing Strawberry Sweetcake) No fucking way! She's the devil! She massacred my family!

    • Foxxy: (in confession room; about the producer's penis) I kid you not. He degraded us for three and a half hours. And he went on about Its size...
      (cuts back to the normal scene)
      Producer: Simon says, it's biblical in scale.
      Foxxy: (back in the confession room) Its musical ability...
      (cuts back to normal scene; the producer's penis plays "Chopsticks" and the cast slowly claps)
      Foxxy: (back in the confession room) Until finally...
      (cuts back to normal scene)
      Producer: Ah... ah... ah... (a bullet Ricochet sound and a meow is heard) Now that Simon is finish, you can move back into the house.

    • Captain Hero: (to camera) With my superpowers, I could easily saved my housemates. But I couldn't react. Why? Because I smoke marijuana. Still think drugs are cool?

    • Xandir: (to Strawberry Sweetcake) Looks like you'll be spending a CHOCO-LOTTA time behind CANDY bars!
      Clara (Whispering): God dammit, I hate you.

    • Toot: (to native islanders) HEY! What part of (imitates whale cry) do you not understand?!

    • Clara: (referring to Toot) Where's fatty-fatty-two-by-four-can't-fit-through-the-kitchen-door?

    • Foxxy: Aw, Ling-Ling, there you at. (Foxxy opens her shorts to realize Ling-Ling is hiding inside) You Asians sure do like the brown sauce.
      Ling-Ling: Ling-Ling know safest place in airplane was black box.

    • Xandir: Oh my God! You're from Mortal Kombat? I'm from a video game too! Tell me, what's your special move?
      Scorpion: Get over here! (throws a harpoon at Xandir's neck, pulls him forward, and yanks his head off)
      Computer Voice: Fatality!
      (Xandir comes back to life again)
      Xandir: Impressive, my special move is the "Reach Around."
      Scorpion: Oy vey. (shakes his head)

    • Strawberry Sweetcake: You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"!

  • Notes

    • Scorpion is voiced in this episode by Ed Boon, co-creator of Mortal Kombat and has voiced Scorpion since the early days of the game series, going as far as reprising the role in both Mortal Kombat movies

    • The song "Shit Sandwich" was completely cut out of the broadcast version of this episode. The song can be seen on the season 2 DVD.

    • (Look Closely)
      When the helicopter breaks in two, there are two stewardesses dressed in pink, that fall out the back first.

    • Wooldoor's tombstone reads:

      I died long before this

    • When Ling Ling gets accidentally shot during the Russian Roulette scene he screams "Pika!!", much like the Pokemon he resembles would (Pikachu).

    • 5753, the year given for Wooldoor's birthdate, is the year in the Jewish calendar that spanned 9/28/92 to 9/15/93.

    • Clara has nicknames for all the housemates excluding Xandir:
      Wooldoor - Little retard.
      Spanky - Swine.
      Ling-Ling - Rat.
      Captain Hero - Big retard.
      Foxxy - Blackie-boo.
      Toot - Fatty-fatty-two-by-four-can't-fit-through-the-kitchen-door.

    • Xandir's special move is "The Reach Around."

  • Allusions

    • Clara: Oh please. The Sockbat genocide is just a hoax perpetrated by the evil Sockbat banking company.

      This statement is a vulgar reference to the fact that there are some people, usually Anti-Semite, who are cynical towards the existence of the Holocaust despite the mountain of evidence. Instead they believe that it is a hoax created by Jews.

    • Free Willy
      In the "new" opening titles, Toot's clips include her jumping out of the water and over a boy, a la Free Willy.

    • Ling-Ling: (buying soiled underwear)
      In Japan, one can buy school girl's used underwear from vending machines, but only in certain places due to such things being illegal.

    • The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist (2)
      The title of this episode is a play on the various names of Friends episodes.

    • Islander: (to Toot) Oh, beast, you have taken our food, you have taken our virgins, but we will never let you take our freedom.
      One of the island natives says this to Toot. The quote is based off of the quote from the movie Braveheart starring Mel Gibson.

    • Titanic
      When the plane flies over, Toot yells "Wait!" and a different version of the Titanic theme is played. This is an allusion to the part of the movie where a boat rides by and Rose tries to yell "Wait!"

    • Wile E. Coyote
      After the cast crashes on the island, you can see a body outline of Wile E. Coyote, presumably from him falling through the ground. Usually on the Looney Tunes cartoons, it features him usually falling off a cliff after using Acme products to try and capture Road Runner.

    • Wooldoor: (hangs himself)
      In the scene where Wooldoor supposedly hangs himself, a white screen with his name and birth/death date appears. This is a reference to the show Six Feet Under, in which a similar screen appeared each time someone died.

    • Wooldoor: (escapes from coffin)
      This is a double reference:
      1) When he escapes from the coffin, it's an allusion to Kill Bill: Vol. 2, wherein The Bride does the same thing to free herself from being buried alive (Wooldoor even said it was from the movie).
      2) When he was digging up from the ground, it was shown in the pixelated style of the game Dig Dug.

    • Sockbats: (turned into food)
      The way the Sockbats are turned into foods is very reminiscient of the film Soylent Green, which involves the only affordable food in the future being made from people.

    • Speedy Gonzales
      One of the interviewed guests is Speedy Gonzales from the old Looney Tunes cartoons.

    • Scorpion
      One of the guests interviewed is Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat video games.

    • Microsoft Help Paperclip
      The paperclip talking to Wooldoor when he was hanging himself is supposedly the Microsoft Help Paperclip.

    • The Shawshank Redemption
      Wooldoor's suicide scene is very similar to Brook's suicide scene in the movie The Shawshank Redemption.

    • Lost
      The plane cracking in half in the air and Toot flying out of the back, may be a reference to the hit ABC drama Lost, where in the series premiere the plane broke apart in the air and passengers flew out the back.

    • Survivor
      When the cast is stranded on an island and Jeff Probst appears, it is an obvious allusion to the reality show Survivor hosted by Jeff Probst.

    • Wilma Flintstone
      Wilma Flintstone from the old Hanna-Barabera cartoon The Flintstones is one of the guests interviewed

    • Spanky: (gets crushed by a giant foot)
      This is an obvious reference to Monty Python's Flying Circus.

    • Charlie Brown
      Look closely once the plane crashes, one of the people on the island bares a striking resemblance to Charlie Brown of Charles Schultz's Peanuts.

    • Double Hemm
      One of the offices the housemates were turned down for was from Double Hemm, which is the company responsible for Drawn Together.

    • Strawberry Sweetcake
      The latest addition to the cast, Strawberry Sweetcake, is a take on Strawberry Shortcake, a small girl who, along with her friends, got into all sorts of trouble. She started off as a greeting card icon, but eventually made her way to TV in 1980 (see Strawberry Shortcake).