Xandir: Oh my God! You're from Mortal Kombat? I'm from a video game too! Tell me, what's your special move?
Scorpion: Get over here! (throws a harpoon at Xandir's neck, pulls him forward, and yanks his head off)
Computer Voice: Fatality!
(Xandir comes back to life again)
Xandir: Impressive, my special move is the "Reach Around."
Scorpion: Oy vey. (shakes his head)