Hero goes to save the day when a giant mongliod attacks the city and leaves a trail of destruction(and drool)in his oversized wake.
He eventually catches up with the handy capable at a petting zoo where he engages the sub normal in combat.
Hero gains the upper hand until the giant unleashes his vestigal T Rex arms.
Hero reveals he also has the T rex arms and they are a family trait.
Some quick investigation leads him to his long lost sister
captain She -Ro who bought zebulonian sperm many years ago to concieve a child.
The inbreed is ususally kept chained up in the basement hero is appauled and take his son/nephew away with him and teaches him the fine art of air conditioning maintance (the only career a retard is capable of performing)
Hero learns that single parenting isnt easy.As his special child runs off,and heads for the most powerful nuclear missle in the US arsenal .A large Winnie the Pooh shaped bomb which is huge activated.
She-ro and He-ro set off to stop thier son until they decide to give him over to the state and leave him to fight the army and set off the bomb.
They then decide to make a new baby.
A fantastic tour de force in bad taste humour
Those jew producers are on the short bus to hell