Xandir: Hey, Hero, I made up a new game. How long does it take pain to travel through Toot's fat layers? (sticks sword in Toot's back)
Toot: Morning, assholes! Did you read the paper? It says a giant retard is destroying the city!
Captain Hero: What? 'Massive Mental Midget Mauls Metropolis'? This sounds like a job for Captain Hero! Up, up, and away! Oh, wait. I need my magic pixie dust. (goes off screen and snorts pixie dust) I'm Captain fucking Hero and I can't feel my fucking face! (flys through window)
Toot: So, Xandir, do you have any plans for-AH! Someone stabbed me in my back!
(Xandir stops stopwatch)
Xandir: Thirty-four seconds!
Toot: Sweet! That's my best time yet!