Drew Carey's Green Screen Show

Season 1 Episode 5

Episode #05

Aired Thursday 8:30 PM Nov 04, 2004 on Comedy Central



  • Trivia

    • Jonathan Mangum is actually in the episode, but it was poorly edited, and appeared only in the first skit.

  • Quotes

    • Drew: (before Sound Effects) This is a little game we like to call, 'Animate this, you sons of bitches!'

    • (in One-Syllable Words)
      Greg: What's the name of this dog?
      Brad: Bill. He's my Great Dane.

      Jonathan: The dog is...with pups!
      Brad: But he's male! How could my male dog have pups?
      Jonathan: Sex change!
      Brad: (gasps) He's a Great Dame?

    • (in Story)
      Brad: The moral of this story is...
      Kathy: If you need orange juice...
      Greg: Why don't you just go down to the supermarket instead of sawing off one of the most popular states in the Union?
      Brad: And when you turn a peninsula into an island, you're not gonna have a merry isthmus.

    • Greg: (in Story) Alabama! No one will look for Florida inside Alabama!

    • (in New Choice)
      Jeff: I want you to think about this riddle: If you take the number eight, and divide it by two two times, and then a train going 70 miles an hour from this town towards another train not moving at all...
      Colin: Same choice.
      (audience laughter)
      Jeff: If you take the number eight, divide it...
      Brad: I heard you the first time!

  • Notes

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