The animation in Sound Effects looked like a blueprint.
(in the movie scene)
Jeff: I know a secret of mermabeasts, that the only thing you need to release them from their spell is the tender kiss...
Sean: Oh, God.
Jeff: The tender kiss of a prince. (audience laughter)
Brad: You're absolutely right.
Jeff: And when I say 'tender,' I don't mean tender like 'muah', I mean like (sticking tongue out) 'muahahaha.' (Sean groans)
Brad: I absolutely agree. This is probably the most awkward time for me to give you your legal birthright as my elder brother. (audience applause, Brad bows at Jeff's feet)
Jeff: Uh, my brother...
Brad: Yes...yes my prince, soon to be king?
Jeff: We should split up! (runs off)
(in Sound Effects)
Brad: I'm gonna clock in.
Greg: Okay. (Sarah makes a click sound)
Brad: Oh, it stapled my time card.
Greg: You've got one of those wimpy little time cards. Watch me clock in. (Carlos makes a boom noise, a boxing glove comes down and destroys the time clock) Uh-huh.
Brad: I hope I get my hours.
(in New Choice)
Jeff: Has anyone told you how handsome you are in the light of a satanic foie gras machine?
Greg: Not in the last millisecond!
Jeff: (French accent) Just in case, I'm going to put on my goggles.
Brad: New Choice!
Jeff: I'm going to put on a tutu and dance.
Brad: New Choice!
Jeff: I'm going to put on a new accent. (Hispanic accent) ¿Yo, como esta?
Brad: Old Choice.
Jeff: (French accent) I'm going back to ze tutu!
Drew: When you close your eyes and you go to sleep, what do you dream about?
Man in audience: Drew Carey!!
Drew: No, not me.
Greg: Quelle dommage!
When Greg states this French phrase, a duck on a string with the sign "Dommage" under it comes down. This is a reference to Groucho Marx's game show "You Bet Your Life."
The ditty that Greg hums while he's pounding on his hammer and things are falling from the sky is "The Anvil Chorus" by Verdi.