Drew Carey's Green Screen Show

Season 1 Episode 12

Episode #12

Aired Thursday 8:30 PM Nov 08, 2005 on Comedy Central



  • Trivia

    • As noted in the Summary, Brad returns as the Grim Reaper in this episode. He had portrayed the angel of death in Hollywood Moments in Episode 4.

  • Quotes

    • Greg: Hey! I'm getting a hang of this!
      Colin: (As Santa) Don't be quite so gay!

    • Jeff: (in Montage, to Chip) If that spider eats you, I am going to kill you!

    • (in Sentences)
      Greg: (to Drew) When I looked at you I thought to myself, 'Can I touch your tonsils?'

      Jonathan: (to Drew): I have some heartfelt words that'll make you know my love for you: 'Pass the butter, please.'

      Brad: (to Drew) What color are your panties, honey?

    • Colin: (As Santa) I'm dying.
      (long pause before Greg and Colin burst into laughter)
      Greg: That was a good one!
      Colin: Yeah, the kids love that one.

    • Colin: (In Story) The moral of the story is this.
      Greg: When your parents tell you can't, always remember...
      Brad: That if you try just hard...
      Sean: Enough, and you don't run with the herd...
      Jeff: Lion is still probably going to eat you.

    • Jeff: (as a bartender) Who are you?
      Colin: (as a newsboy holding up a "newspaper") Extra! Extra! I'm just an extra! Extra! Extra!

  • Notes

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