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Good Samaritan: So where you headed?
Leigh: Appomattox.
Good Samaritan: Oh, where Lee surrendered.
Leigh: Not this time.
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Rob: Look, I'm just a few hours from Fort Benning, sir, I'll report for duty immediately.
Major Hyatt: Report for duty? Specialist Laird, are you a complete idiot? You're AWOL! You'll immediately report to Fort Benning to transport to Fort Monroe to stand trial to court-martial. Am I making myself perfectly clear?
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Corinna: Or maybe I just want you to stay alive!
Alex: Oh, you are concerned for my safety?
Corinna: Yeah!
Alex: Since when?
Corinna: Roughly the time you saved MY life.
Alex: Which time?
Corinna: The second time.
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Corinna: It says here that Sweetwater host the annual sorghum festival. What the hell is sorghum?
Alex: Third most popular cereal grain in the country.
Corinna: How do you know that?
Alex: I'm a gardener. I know crops. What's the address again?
Corinna: Four fifty-five.
Alex: No, no way.
Corinna: No what? You don't even know what this says.
Alex: It says that we have to rob the bank.
Corinna: How do you know that?
Alex: I wasn't always a gardener.
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Susan: We got through all of that, and do you know why? Because God told me we would. That's right! He said, "You are going to persevere". He said, "You are going to thrive". He said, "You are going to triumph".
Mr. Bright: God was wrong.
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Susan: Even the garden of Eden had a snake.