Drop the Dead Donkey

Dave: We all have our addictions, don't we? You choose to drink, whereas I ... Henry: No, there's a difference. You smoke addictively, I drink recreationally. Dave: Oh, please! Henry: It's true. Listen, I've been known to stop drinking. Dave: Only to vomit.

George: Well, it's lonely at the top, I suppose. Gus: It's desolate, George. Sometimes it's so bleak and isolated you can actually hear the furniture giggling at you.