Sally: You look quite passable in black, Helen. You should go to funerals more often.
Sue: My husband was very lucky, couldn't stop making money. Everything he touched turned to gold. Except me. I turned to prozac.
George: The only women I ever take a shine to, turn out to be lesbians or gold-digging Polish bigamists.
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