DD: Look sharp! Say, you don't got any gum or mints on you, do you?
(Cadet gestures no) You see, I had five cloves of garlic for breakfast, and then a couple of peanut butter and onion sandwiches for lunch, and what did I have for supper? Oh, yeah. I ate one of those five pound blocks of Limburger cheese that I get from the government. Hehe ... with tunafish. I just love that stuff. Well, if nobody has any gum, I'll just have to use this.
(He holds up a spray can that says "Goat Spleen Breath Spray")