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DD: Bucket head.
X-2: Earth creature.
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News Reporter: Come on out, Dodgers!
Cadet: Don't worry, Captain Dodgers. I'll take the blame.
DD: What a pal! And don't worry, if things get hairy, I'll stick up for ya! (News Reporter and crew breaks into the room) He did it! He did it!
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DD: Ever since Cadet's been sent away, I've felt so run Down, listless ...
I.Q. Hi: Dodgers, you've been promoted!
DD: Oh, boy, a salary boost! The cool costume with a funny hat!
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Star Johnson: The Queen will stop you!
Z-9: The Queen shall do as I tell her to do, or she won't be Queen for long ...
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(After he's given defense codes to DD)
I.Q.: Hello, Acme Travel Agency? I'd like to book a flight to Alpha Centaurii. One way ought to do it.
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Andromeda Annihilator Ooh. Toy piggy bank. Me make deposit! Hee hee hee hee hee.
Cadet: (worried) Eh-uh-th-th-th-that's all, folks.
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Queen: Of course you know, this means war!
DD: Eh, tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk. I wonder where I heard that line before?
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DD: (to Psy-Q) You gotta help me, Doc. I can't sleep. I'm up all night watching 350-year-old reruns of "Sabrina the Teenage Witch." Thoughts of self-loathing won't leave me alone! What can I do?
Psy-Q: You must undo the reasons you hate yourself.
DD: I mean about Sabrina. I got a wicked crush on Melissa Joan Hart!
Psy-Q: But what about the self-loathing?
DD: That I kind of enjoy.
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(DD and Psy-Q join minds, and DD's thoughts are expressed through Psy-Q)
Psy-Q: Sweeties, ladies, dames, chicks. Melissa Joan Hart! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Babes, honeys! Is my toupee on straight? Betrayed my best friend and condemned him to pay for my crime! Dolls! Dearies! Smelly, hairy nose men! Girls, girls, girls! (Psy-Q takes control) I think I've found your problem.
DD: Me, too. I need a date!
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Queen: (about Z-9) You don't like him, do you?
X-2: Oh, no, Your Majesty. I like him in a way. In an "I can't wait to go to his funeral" way!
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DD: So, what do you think? Could today end our mutual hatred?
X-2: Unlikely, Dodgers. Whether at war or peace, I shall always loathe you!
DD: You shall always love me?! Eeeew!
X-2: I said loathe, you idiot!
DD: Nuh-uh!
X-2: Uh-huh! (They start slapping each other)
DD: YOU LOVE A DUCK!
X-2: Uh-uh!
DD: Uh-huh!