Duck Dodgers

Sergeant Vasquez: Comandante, the hour grows late, and there is still no sign of El Xero. Comandante Hilgalgo: Fear not. I'm sure he's riding to the rescue at this very moment. (Cut to Dodgers trying to fix his engine powered horse) Duck Dodgers: This is the last time I buy a Mustang!

Cadet: Sir, it is time. DD: And I am ready. (Dons his mask and waves his sword at the Cadet whose clothes fall off) Cadet: It's gotten a little drafty over here! DD: And the view from over here stinks. At least this will make your costume change a little easier.

Senorita: This is the man who has made such misery of our lives! Comandante: Such harsh words from such a delicate face. Senorita: He already used that. (Referring to Dodgers complement of her) Have you nothing to say? DD: Have you seen this one, my dear? (Pulls out a handkerchief and doves appear out of it) Senorita: All flash and no substance.

DD: And that goes for you, too, banana-fiend! I.Q. Hi: I have a potassium deficiency!

DD: What are you doing? I.Q. Hi: If you must know, I have a potassium deficiency. Bananas are loaded with potassium! DD: Now I know why he never comes on these missions.

DD: I am your living conduit to the other side. The entities are beginning to speak. Ah ha! Did one of you have a grandfather? I.Q.: Yes, I had a grandfather! DD: And was your grandfather by any chance, a man? I.Q.: He was indeed! DD: Hmm. I'm getting something with a 'P'. A 'P' word. Pan ... pat ... Did your grandfather ever wear pants? I.Q.: Oh, my! You're freakin' me out! DD: Now, we haven't rehearsed any of this in advance? I.Q.: I've never met this duck before in my life! Cadet: This is ridiculu-ridicu -- just plain stupid!