Duck Dodgers Season 3 Episode 8

DD: I'm more of a hider than a fighter.

DD: Okay, he's done talkin'. Now switch it back to the classic rock station!
Cadet: But, sir, this music enriches the soul. Don't you want your soul enriched? ... Or at least located?
DD: During a Night Ranger rock block weekend? No, thank you!

(Dodgers mistakes Bertie [the mouse] for the tooth fairy)
DD: He's the tooth fairy! I was gonna cut you in on the deal until I found out you wanna bump me off.
Cadet: No, you wanna bump me off!
DD: Oh, so I can cook, clean and bathe myself? Are you nuts? Why would you even think that?
Cadet: You're right. It makes no sense. You'd be helpless without me.
DD: And you'd be rich and successful without me!

Cadet: Captain Dodgers, do you have any idea why everything I own is covered in ... (The cadet sees Dodgers in a kiddie pool full of chocolate syrup) ... chocolate syrup?
DD: That's right, Cadet. Bath time is fun again! Look I'm clean as can-DY!

DD: Now, where's my present?
Cadet: Here you go. It's your favorite!
DD: (rips open the present to reveal a wooden carving of himself) Uh ... Joe Montana!
Cadet: No, sir. It's you.
DD: Oh, that's right. I'm my favorite.

Bertie: Hey, Hubie, did we rub out that duck yet? Did we, huh? Did we, did we?
Hubie: (smacks Bertie) We just got here, see. How can we murder him if we just got here, huh? We couldn't, that's how.
Bertie: You're right, you're right!
Hubie: I'm always right!