Duckman

Duckman: Stay away from my kids Chock-n-full-of-nutsen. Provenheim: PROVENHEIM!

Bernice: You spent the last six days watching that video tape where she learns what all her vacuum attachments are for. Sherry: You said you erased that! Cornfed: Erased, ran off thousands of copies... it's such a fine line.

Cornfed: Easy Duckman, I know over two hundred ways to kill a man. Sherry: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face, then blow torch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face. Cornfed: Two hundred one.

Duckman: Maybe it is a perfect world.... but why are my butt feathers standing on end?

Ajax: DOD, AUNT BERNICE, Good news. I made the honor role. Bernice: Splendid. Duckman: WHAT? You're barely multi-celled.

Duckman: It's like a dream..... Not the naked contortionist on the glass table top kind of dream.... but not bad.

Duckman: Humans Hummana Howwa. Cornfed: Either you're babbling, or you just told me in Cherokee that my scrotum was many colored.

Duckman: I got a question. How come they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make a deodorant that works past lunch?

Professor Provenheim: I am here to introduce you to the greatest advance in civilization in this century. Ajax: CONDOMS! They held a vote at school.

Ajax: I thought we were going out for Flan?

Mombo: Does a high ranking religious figure evecuate his bowels in a wooded area?