Duckman

Cornfed: I'd dream I fell & hurt my head my head on a fishbowl, hurt myself just bad enough to work graveyard shift at a convenience store. A group of Hari Krishnas always came in at 4am and bought 16 gallons of Mr. Slushi and a package of banana flavored Ding Dongs, then the Swedish Bikini Team jumped out of a magazine and read Moby Dick to me inside a giant carton of cottage cheese. Why? I'd ask myself, what could it mean? Am I mad or is the world just a mystery to complex to understand?

Cornfed: No one else could have created the family you did... I mean that in a good way.

Ajax: Is it possible to love a sandwich so much you don't want to eat it, cause then it'll be gone?

Uranus: Be good to your bowels, and they will be good to you.

Fluffy: Hello Mr. Duckman. Being aware of your little digestive problem we made you a bran muffin and a mug of steaming liquid grit.

Duckman: What the hell are YOU staring at?!!!

Duckman: I brake for animals...if they're big enough to dent my car.

Ajax: Yeast cakes! Every bite a nutritional pot-pourri.

Bernice: You were supposed to get your dog neutered, I caught him looking funny at the hamster again!