Bernice: Little bubbly?
Duckman: I know it's the water jets plus that dam digestive problem of mine. I..mm.. you didn't mean the water did ya?
Ajax: I'd hoped for your blessing dod, but I'm old enough to make decisions on my own. Aren't I??
Duckman: Actually my biggest fantasy involves you, liver loaf and a pack of starving rottweilers!
Duckman: OK, Final Offer! 500 Bucks to do a couple of jumping jacks and I don't even have to be in the room... just phone me & tell me when you do em!
Duckman: Hummana Hummana Howwa
Vanessa: Very impressive Mr. Duckman, but why are you telling me in Cherokee that you have racoons in your pants?
Duckman: It looks a lot worse than it actually is.
Cornfed: Not unlike nipple clamps.
Ajax: Hey everyone, it's Farmer Brown of Farmer Brown's Sausage Sticks. His meat like products are gristlicious.
Cornfed: I moisturize.
(knock, knock, knock)
Bernice: Who is it?
Bernice: You don't have to knock here, You can just come in here.
Ajax: I knew there was one house I could do that at.
Music by Frank Zappa included in this episode:
Peaches En Regalia