Married Alive

Season 2, Episode 2, Aired

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Bernice returns home with news that she is getting married to a self-made billionaire who plans to take her and the kids away with him to Europe, leaving Duckman alone.
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      • (Putting away some garbage reveals Grandmama) Charles&Mombo: (points) There's Grandmama! Beatrice: Duckman, am I to understand you misplaced Grandmama for the entire weekend? Duckman: Absolutely Not! I knew she was somewhere near the coffee grounds.

      • Duckman: What I don't get is why marry Bernice!? Dilweed: MONEY!!! You fool. My assitant told me I'd appeal more to the public if I got married and had kids. Bernice:(Outraged) WHAT!!? YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRYING ME BECAUSE I REMINDED YOU OF YOUR MOTHER!!! That and the fact I could split coconuts with my thighs.

      • Duckman: Look, Bernice, I hate to prick your balloon… Bernice: Duckman, I believe the phrase is "burst your bubble." Duckman: I know. I just like to say "prick" whenever I can. Prick. Prick prick prick. Prick prick prick prick prick. (Duckman starts singing "prick" repeatedly to the tune of "Camptown Races.")

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