(Agent Dennehy spreads his arms wide) Bernice: My God! How do you get your pants on? Agent Dennehy I mean stretch out the phone call.
Duckman: I can't believe they shared their girlfriends with us Corny! I just spent the night with the sexiest, most insatiable, voluptuous, adventurous, least inhibited women I've ever met! If she didn't suddenly get a headache... Woo Hoo! There's no telling what wild and tawdry escapades we might have experienced. How was your night? Cornfed: Like yours... minus the headache.
Duckman: I ever tell you my dads last words to me?Cornfed: Careful son, I don't think the safety is on. Duckman: Before that!
Cornfed: Duckman, maybe you should try distracting them by doing what Pee Wee Herman did in that movie. Duckman: First of all I don't think it's appropriate, second I'm not really in the mood.
Agent Dennehy: Hands to the sky duckbreath. There's a cavity search with your name on it.
Duckman: If I wanted a lecture about money I coulda waited till Sunday and stolen from the collection plate again.
Music by Frank Zappa included in this episode: Disco Boy Help, I'm a Rock Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance Friendly Little Finger
Easy Rider: The title of this episode is a parody of the Dennis Hopper, Peter Fonda and Jack Nicholson film, Easy Rider.
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