Season 1 Episode 4


Aired Saturday 10:00 PM Mar 26, 1994 on USA



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Mistress Nina: Confidence is the third door on the left.

    • Duckman: I'm very sexually active.
      Mistress Nina: With another person?
      Duckman: - Oh.... No.

    • Cornfed: We went back to their house.
      Duckman: Their HOUSE! Details gimme details!
      Cornfed: A frame, two & a half baths, exposed brick fireplace...

    • Cornfed: Mini golf put me through dental school.

    • Cornfed: I need to learn how to awaken the sexual beast that lies dormant in every woman's soul waiting to transform her into a lusting creature of unbridled passion. Pulling at me. Tugging at me. Yelling, TAKE ME CORNFED! MAKE ME YOUR LOVE SLAVE!!!

    • Duckman: Cornfed, do you think I'm attractive?
      Cornfed: Sorry Duckman, I don't date people I work with.

    • Duckman: I've seen plenty of guys with smaller bills than me....not that I look at other guy's bills.

    • Cornfed: The look promises a night of comparing hard to find birth-marks in a hot bubble bath, but all you get is a slap in the face & a cold shower.
      Duckman: How hard a slap?

  • Notes

    • Despite Beatrice's death being the focal point of most of the series, this is the only episode where we found out how she died: another Rube-Goldberg-machine of events sparked by Duckman's clumsiness.

    • Music by Frank Zappa included in this episode:

      What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?
      Dirty Love
      Grand Wazoo
      Sinister Footwear II

  • Allusions