Due South

Ray Vecchio: How's it going? Benton Fraser: They tried to cut off my boots. Right up the side. I wouldn't let them. Ray Vecchio: I don't blame you. Lose a leg, sure, but a good pair of boots isn't easy to replace.

Benton Fraser: You see, it's usually at this point that they'll start shooting. So if I might suggest we take cover behind that small wall over there…

Julie Frobisher: You haven't changed a bit. You're just like my father. You can track a man 500 miles over sheer ice, but put you within arms length of a woman and you're lost.

Buck Frobisher: I'm Buck Frobisher you little pissant. I've taken down more men than you've ever met. The day I take help from a boy like you is the day I put this (shakes gun) to my own head.

(After Ray has just received a call from a woman reporting her cat stolen.) Benton Fraser: I need your help, Ray. Ray Vecchio: Does it involve domestic animals? Benton Fraser: Not that I'm aware of. Ray Vecchio: Then I'm your man.

Benton Fraser: Now I think I'll open the floor to questions. School Child: Do you have to undo all your buttons to go to the toilet? Benton Fraser: No, anyone else? School Child: How many do you have to unbutton? Benton Fraser: Just enough to get your trousers undone. Yes? School Child: Do they have toilets in Canada? Benton Fraser: Yes, we do. Anyone else? Anyone else at all?

Benton Fraser: Since their formation, our two countries have found a peaceful way to coexist. Except for the war of 1812 where your country invaded ours and we sent you packing, but that's hardly worth mentioning.

Benton Fraser: You ran away, but you brought your dress uniform with you? Buck Frobisher: No, I rented it. If we don't catch him by Tuesday I have to pay extra.