Due South

(Ray and Fraser can be heard talking in the sewer.) Ray Vecchio: This is a swill pit. You brought me into a swill pit. Benton Fraser: No, it's not a swill pit, Ray. First of all, swill entails a more pungent odour and a pit is generally a circular indentation with only one entrance from the top. This however fits the definition of a tunnel. A long, straight... Ray Vecchio: (Thud.) Ow! Benton Fraser: Correction, a long, meandering tunnel.

Fraser: Your friend hates you, Ray. Ray: Ah, it's just a ploy. Fraser: She would like to see you incarcerated. Ray: So she likes handcuffs.

Ray Vecchio: Fraser, a tattoo is a tattoo. It doesn't take a Michelangelo to doodle Old Glory on somebody's neck.

Margaret Thatcher: I thought I made it clear that you're not here to clean up America. This is their problem. Ray Vecchio: Well thank you, I appreciate you pointing that out.

Ray Vecchio: What is it with you? Does dirt not stick to you? What, were you scotch-guarded at birth?