Due South

Ray: You oughta suck on something. Zaleb: You ought move your foot. Ray: Maybe I don't want to move my foot. Zaleb: But if you don't move your foot, I can't get that horse patty. Ray: Why would you want that horse patty? Zaleb: I'm not telling. Ray: Tell me why you want that horse patty and maybe I'll move my foot. Zaleb: Never. Ray: I'm a cop. Zaleb: So what? Ray: You want to serve time over a piece of manure? Zaleb: I'd rather go to the chair than talk. Ray: You know what I just decided? I just decided that you're so nuts, I'm gonna let you have your patty.

Ray Vecchio: Old Zaleb came through for us. He remembers detecting some very subtle changes in the horse manure at a particular plant. Want to hear which one? Does the word 'Barnaby Jones' mean anything to you? Benton Fraser: No matter what you say, you can not base an investigation on a theory developed from the casting of a television series. Ray Vecchio: You're just mad that I was right. Benton Fraser: I'm not mad, it just doesn't make any sense. Ray Vecchio: And putting horse meat on your nose does? Benton Fraser: That was different. Ray Vecchio: You're telling me.

Ray Vecchio: I'm going to freeze to death inside my friend Flicka.

Ray Vecchio: Your deaf wolf just ate my jelly donut!