Duel Masters

Multi-Card Monty: I'll tell you my little secret, I like to confuse my opponents by telling them stories that don't go nowhere. Mimi: Oh no. Don't go Grampa Simpson on me. Multi-Card Monty: Like the time I needed a new heel for my shoe. Had to go to Shelbyville. The thing is I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. It cost a nickel to cross the river... Mimi: You're trying to do the entire bit. Multi-Card Monty: Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say. Sho: If any of you spectators need a bathroom break, this may be the time to go. Random girl in audience: I'm allergic to milk!