Bo: Hey, Enos, I bet you would've caught that fella if it wasn't for that woman driver.
Daisy: Real funny, Bo.
Daisy: Why doesn't that lady driver move over so Enos can pass her?
Bo: Daisy, you just answered your own question.
Jonas: And you Dukes are something. Doing what you did for a stranger.
Bo: Well, that ain't exactly so.
Luke: Now you ain't no stranger.
Daisy: Yeah, Uncle Jesse has a saying about it.
Uncle Jesse: The way we figure it, Jonas, a stranger is just a friend we've never met.
Rosco: Beat him with a rubber hose.
Boss Hogg: What?
Rosco: It's a synthetic hose. It's not police brutality.
Boss Hogg: No? Well, I'll tell you what's police brutality.
Boss: Having to work with you.
Rosco: Get a wet sock and beat him soundly.