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    iluvkyle19

    [1]Oct 14, 2006
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    one of my favorite qoutes has to be from the legacy:                                                                                                            Daisy: and what am i cold grits

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    xboxdukex

    [2]Oct 17, 2006
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    anything Rosco says :]
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    TasForMayor

    [3]Oct 22, 2006
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    everytime Roscoe P. Coletrane says: "Mmmm-Good-good-good!"
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    HarrisonRocks

    [4]Oct 28, 2006
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    My favorite quote is when Rosco says:

    "Say hello from Rosco"

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    LOSTismylife

    [5]Mar 15, 2007
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    Anything that Rosco said. He was hilarious. I liked in the episode where he pretends to have all his bones broken. The door on the ambulance opens and his stretcher rolls out the back. When they finally stop him he says, "I could've rolled all the way to Mississippi , Boss!" Just the way he said it was funny. Then he calls the fake doctor a quack and the doctor tells him to stop calling him that. Then Rosco says, "Quack! Quack! Quack!" and Boss says "Okay you two kiss and make up" and Rosco says, "I ain't kissing a duck!" It was just really funny.
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    SirZeored

    [6]Mar 24, 2007
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    *Rosco: HOT PERSUTE!

    *Bo: Maybe we can reason with Starr, if his trained ape wasn't around.

    Daisy: How do you plan to do that?

    Bo: What's the last thing he expects right now?

    Luke: A fat man in a red suit driving reindeer.

    Bo: No, us. We'll use Stonewall Jackson's old tactic: when they think you're running away, you attack.

    Luke: Stonewall Jackson had the Confederate Army. I got you.

    Bo: And General Lee

    *Roscoe: You boys are going to have to get out of the car.

    (Bo holds out a lit stick of dynamite)

    Bo: Can I take this in with me?

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    Mad_Buck

    [7]Apr 13, 2007
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    The one time the Balladeer said that the Dukes' luck was so bad they couldn't hit the ground with their hats.
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    lae10

    [8]Apr 14, 2007
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    That was pretty funny. That's the part of that episode that I remember the most.
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    imnoyz

    [9]Apr 27, 2007
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    anything Rosco says is funny, some of his best:

    "That was a horrendous crash, would've killed 10 ordinary men."

    "Cledus, this is your surpreme surprior officer Rosco P. Coltrane speaking"

    And of course:

    "Breaker one, breaker one, i might be crazy but i aint dumb, Crazzzzzy Cooter coming at ya, any of you duke boys gottcha ears on the hazzard net"

     

     

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    General_01_Lee

    [10]Apr 29, 2007
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    any time roscos talking to flash.. i love that dog.. :]

    -coop

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    daisyduke71

    [11]May 1, 2007
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    'My Son, Bo Hogg'
    Bo laying on ground
    Roscoe says 'He Don't look good'
    Boss says 'He never look good'

    Or earlier in that same seen
    Boss says 'Freezeeeeeeeee'
    Roscoe says 'He aleady frozen'
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    LOSTismylife

    [12]Jun 4, 2007
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    Cooter: This here's Crazy Cooter talkin'. Turkey coming right down my alley. Gobble gobble.
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    lae10

    [13]Jun 5, 2007
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    Haha...I loved that!
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    Enforcer2150

    [14]Jun 11, 2007
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    Roscoe

    "There's a flaw in the slaw"

    Anytime Roscoe calls Boss his littel fat buddy.

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    lae10

    [15]Jun 11, 2007
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    Haha...yeah that is pretty funny!
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    Dirk4MVP

    [16]Jul 6, 2007
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    Anything Rosco said.
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    penguinlova

    [17]Jul 11, 2007
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    I loved it when during one episode Waylon Jennings said, "Only the Dukes would go to town to see why they can't get arrested." I believe he said this after the Dukes did something "wrong" in front of Rosco and he didn't do anything about it.
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    lae10

    [18]Jul 11, 2007
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    I remember that. And it was pretty funny!
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    iluvkyle19

    [19]Jul 25, 2007
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    i also like the quote where daisy,coy, and vance walk into boss's office and boss and roscoe says that coy and vance are worse than bo and luke.
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    LOSTismylife

    [20]Jul 28, 2007
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    Limo 1 Is Missing:

    Bo: He's gonna catch us if we run out of gas. There couldn't have been more than a gallon in that can!

    Luke: (sarcastic) In a one gallon can? No.

    Bo: I cannot believe I just said that.
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