The Dukes of Hazzard Forums

CBS (ended 1985)

You know your a Dukes fanatic when...

  • Avatar of daisylova_4eva

    daisylova_4eva

    [1]Feb 27, 2006
    • member since: 01/02/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 193
    Here is a game we can play. Everyone comes up with things that would tell you you are a Dukes fanatic. Doesnt matter how outrageous it is, just whatever comes to mind.

    Heres one: You know you are a Dukes fanatic when you have fewer personal pictures on your computer than Dukes. Guilty as charged.
    To go further on thatr, you know you are a Bo, Luke or Daisy fanatic when you have more pictures of one of them than anything else. (Guilty as charged with Daisy... now If I could find better Bo pics, I'd have them on here!)

    Okay, ya'll come up with some, and we can do this for a while, it might be fun.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of penguinlova

    penguinlova

    [2]Feb 27, 2006
    • member since: 08/03/05
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 196
    You know you are a Dukes fanatic when you own every box set available and have seen every episode (excluding Coy & Vance) more than once.
    -Guilty as Charged.

    Also, I too have more pics of Dukes on my computer than I do personal pictures, Mostly of Bo
    -Guilty as Charged.

    And, you know you are a Dukes fanatic when you have seen both Dukes of Hazzard movies and have them on VHS or DVD to watch over and over again.(Hazzard in Hollywood and The Dukes of Hazzard Reunion, not the Jessica Simpson movie)
    -Guilty as Charged.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of General_Lee45

    General_Lee45

    [3]Feb 28, 2006
    • member since: 08/22/04
    • level: 4
    • rank: Thighmaster
    • posts: 27
    You know your a Dukes fanatic when all you can think of for a poem or a sentence has to do with The Dukes of Hazzard YEEHAW! LOL I love it, I love it.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of scc1fan

    scc1fan

    [4]Feb 28, 2006
    • member since: 08/09/05
    • level: 51
    • rank: I Broke TV.com (Shatterdaymorn)
    • posts: 7,844
    You know you're a Dukes fanatic when you name your children Bo, Luke and Daisy....even if they aren't two boys and a girl!
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of daisylova_4eva

    daisylova_4eva

    [5]Feb 28, 2006
    • member since: 01/02/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 193
    I've got one, I think this will be good.

    You know your a Dukes fanatic, when you have dreams about meeting them in places like Wal-Mart, or on the streets of LA. Speaking of which, I had another one, and I'll have to tell ya'll about that one too... lol.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Mad_Buck

    Mad_Buck

    [6]Feb 28, 2006
    • member since: 07/09/05
    • level: 79
    • rank: "Make It So"
    • posts: 3,016
    You know you're a Dukes fanatic when you imagine Waylon Jennings narrating an episode of The Untouchables AND Walter Winchell narrating an episode of Dukes of Hazzard.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of scc1fan

    scc1fan

    [7]Feb 28, 2006
    • member since: 08/09/05
    • level: 51
    • rank: I Broke TV.com (Shatterdaymorn)
    • posts: 7,844
    Mad_Buck wrote:
    You know you're a Dukes fanatic when you imagine Waylon Jennings narrating an episode of The Untouchables AND Walter Winchell narrating an episode of Dukes of Hazzard.


    lol
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of daisylova_4eva

    daisylova_4eva

    [8]Feb 28, 2006
    • member since: 01/02/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 193
    You know your a Dukes fan (or at least a JOhn Schenider fan) when you dream more than once about him kissing you, lol
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of scc1fan

    scc1fan

    [9]Mar 1, 2006
    • member since: 08/09/05
    • level: 51
    • rank: I Broke TV.com (Shatterdaymorn)
    • posts: 7,844
    daisylova_4eva wrote:
    You know your a Dukes fan (or at least a JOhn Schenider fan) when you dream more than once about him kissing you, lol


    lol--You know you're a DF when you dream that after someone else told you they had the same dream.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of daisylova_4eva

    daisylova_4eva

    [10]Mar 2, 2006
    • member since: 01/02/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 193
    scc1fan wrote:
    daisylova_4eva wrote:
    You know your a Dukes fan (or at least a JOhn Schenider fan) when you dream more than once about him kissing you, lol


    lol--You know you're a DF when you dream that after someone else told you they had the same dream.


    lol, what, did you have a dream where John kissed you as well? Yeah, its just too bad we're both so young... people would get disgusted with him if one of us ended up married to him, lol.

    Okay, more Dukes fanatic stuff:

    You know you're a Dukes fanatic when you start playing a game like this, lol.

    You know your a Dukes fanatic when you can slide across your car like Luke.

    You know you're a Dukes fanatic when you start talking like them (Enos' Possum on a gum bush, Rosco's little phrases and quirks, Jesse's phrases, Boss' laugh, etc, etc.)

    You know you're a Dukes fanatic when you start acting exactly like one of the cast. (lol, wouldnt that be a sight, to see someone besides James Best talking and acting just like Rosco)

    You know your a Dukes fanatic when you start wearing clothes just like Daisy Duke wore, lol.

    Hope you enjoy these, lol.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of daisylova_4eva

    daisylova_4eva

    [11]Mar 3, 2006
    • member since: 01/02/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 193
    You know you're a Dukes fanatic when you get a pair of cutoff short shorts because you have the opportunity to meet Catherine Bach, and you're gonna get her to autograph them.

    You know you're a Dukes fanatic when you dream about being the next Daisy Duke... even though you know you'd never be as good as Catherine Bach, so your dream takes you into meeting her so that you can become the best Daisy Duke you can by getting Catherine to help you become the next Daisy Duke, and you dream she says you'll make a great Daisy!!! lol.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Johnny_Archer

    Johnny_Archer

    [12]Mar 4, 2006
    • member since: 04/23/03
    • level: 9
    • rank: Door Number 2
    • posts: 413
    You know you're an Ultimate Dukes Fanatic when you enjoy even the Coy & Vance episodes because you know they really didn't suck, it's just that we missed Bo & Luke. In fact, if all four stayed on the show or if they occasionally popped in from time to time, you'd be all in favor of the idea!

    -Guilty
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of scc1fan

    scc1fan

    [13]Mar 4, 2006
    • member since: 08/09/05
    • level: 51
    • rank: I Broke TV.com (Shatterdaymorn)
    • posts: 7,844
    I'm not there yet.

    BTW- Good to see you again! I haven't seen you in months!

    Kas
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of daisylova_4eva

    daisylova_4eva

    [14]Mar 4, 2006
    • member since: 01/02/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 193
    You know you are a Dukes fanatic when you wake up kissing your pillow, and all you can remember is one of the cast members faces, from when they were Dukes..... (this is especially bad when you've never kissed anyone in your life unles you count your family, but that doesnt work)
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of daisylova_4eva

    daisylova_4eva

    [15]Mar 8, 2006
    • member since: 01/02/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 193
    You know your a Dukes fanatic when you have a type of dog just like Rosco's, you name it Flash, call her Velvet Ears, and the dog is lazy!!!!! Also when you think this Flash is a tough dog, that will "bite your fingers off" if you get too close, lol.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of daisylova_4eva

    daisylova_4eva

    [16]Mar 11, 2006
    • member since: 01/02/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 193
    Heres one I got from another site

    You know your a Dukes fanatic when you call driving real fast "bo and luking it" lol.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of port5170

    port5170

    [17]Mar 13, 2006
    • member since: 11/23/05
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 2,351
    when at 35, you still crawl thru the window of your car once in a while instead of opening the door
    you wish your horn sounded like the General Lees
    you sit thru Childrens Miracle network telethons just to see John
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of daisylova_4eva

    daisylova_4eva

    [18]Mar 14, 2006
    • member since: 01/02/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 193
    You know your a Dukes fanatic when instead of getting married, you go to Dukesfest and kidnap a Duke, lol. My mom came up with that one. She said "Why bother paying for a wedding, when you can have a garage sale, get enough mney to go to Dukesfest and kidnapp a Duke yourself!!!" lol.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Johnny_Archer

    Johnny_Archer

    [19]Mar 22, 2006
    • member since: 04/23/03
    • level: 9
    • rank: Door Number 2
    • posts: 413
    You know you're a Dukes fanatic when you get busted by the police for evading an officer and think to yourself, "but it was only a little shuck and jive!".
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Mad_Buck

    Mad_Buck

    [20]Mar 23, 2006
    • member since: 07/09/05
    • level: 79
    • rank: "Make It So"
    • posts: 3,016
    You know you're a Dukes fanatic when, after watching the first reunion movie, you spend a month trying to figure out why Boss gave his empire to Rosco instead of Hughie.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.