Benson: I'm finally gonna get even with you, Luke Duke. If it hadn't been for you I'd still be in the Marines. I'd have my stripes.
Luke: You got your stripes, Benson, only they run up and down.
Bo: Yeah, especially that big yellow one that runs up and down your back. That's what you get for shooting people who can't defend themselves.
Benson: You just keep running off at the mouth, boy!
Luke: Young man's got a right to speak his peace, ain't he, Benson? I mean you are gonna shoot him after you shoot me, ain't ya?