Bo (to the jewel thieves): Are you gonna get in the car or are we gonna have to stuff you in?
Bo: When we catch up with those two people that got us into this mess, I want the girl!
Luke: What could you possibly like about a girl that waves a gun at your head?
Bo: Luke, I didn't say I liked her. I just want to get her across my knee so I can--yeah you know what I mean.
Bo and Luke are shoving Uncle Jesse in the General Lee.\
Uncle Jesse: Can you get these unwelded one of these days?
Luke: You'll fit in there.
Bo: All right.
Luke: Oh, dear.
Bo (whispering to Luke): I got an idea.
Luke: What's that?
Bo: We weld the doors shut on his pickup truck.
Rosco: I want to take this to a higher court.
Boss Hogg: Well get a ladder then!
Daisy does not appear in this episode because Catherine Bach was filming Circus of the Stars. This was the only episode in which she did not appear.