Chuck: (opening monologue) Sometimes things work out. Sometimes they don't. Sometimes no matter how well you plan your foundations, the roof falls in. Kaboom! Nothing left but the rafters. Take my best friend Gary; a man born to have kids. Instead, he's got a newspaper that tells tomorrow's news, and one about to be... ex-wife. Which goes to show when it comes to the future, it's not what you know that counts, it's what you do when you get there.