Ashley Benson |
Mia Torcoletti |
Jon Bernthal |
Raymond Gardener |
Veronica Cartwright |
Bun Waverly |
Jaime Ray Newman |
Kat Gardener |
Lindsay Price |
Joanna Frankel |
Rebecca Romijn |
Roxanne "Roxie" Torcoletti |
Tom Amandes |
Pastor Dunn |
Guest Star |
Bonnie Hellman |
Weird Shorts Lady |
Guest Star |
Drake Kemper |
Teenager |
Guest Star |
Matt Dallas |
Chad |
Recurring Role |
Jack Huston |
Jamie |
Recurring Role |
Darren Criss |
Josh |
Recurring Role |
The song "Perhaps, Perhaps" that is heard in this episode is the theme song for Coupling, the UK sitcom. Lindsay Price starred in the US remake as Jane Honda.
Weird Shorts Lady: Are those coffins?
Roxie: You bet your ass those are coffins. Would anyone like to guess what's inside them?
Weird Shorts Lady: Corpses?
Roxie: Eww. No. Demons. Metaphorical demons.
Roxie: You here for the tour, Darryl? 'Cause it's ten bucks without pie.
Darryl: Oh no, don't mind me. I'm just here to participate in the festivities. Although I'm sure your pie would be delicious.
Roxie: It's like you've stepped out of a seventies porno movie and into my life.
Roxie: Men don't hold grudges the way women do, especially if there's a chance they might get sex out of it.
Jamie: Why haven't you called me back?
Penny: Because I don't want to speak to you anymore? How does dissing work in your country?
Joanna: I'm gonna win Will's heart. (turns to look at Will) I predict that there will be some begging involved and... perhaps a lap dance.
Roxie: (after she saves Darryl's life) Screw you, destiny! You're no match for Roxie Torcoletti!
Josh: Usually, people are most honest when they're not thinking about what they're about to say. I know this because I'm a blurter, like when I saw your feet, I noticed how much I like your toe ring. And if I wasn't mad at you, I'd probably wouldn't have mentioned it.
Mia: You just mentioned it.
Josh: My anger remains.
Kat: I am not the type of person to betray a girlfriend like that. There is a code, Will. Chicks before sticks.
Will: I thought it was 'bros before hoes.'
Kat: Penny, right?
Penny: Backstabbing slutbag, right?!
(after Joanna goes missing)
Roxie: Let's call the police.
Kat: I already did! You think I would choose psychic vision over cops?!
Roxie: Are you always this bitchy when you're freaking out?
Kat: Sometimes.
Penny: (to Jamie) You confuse me... with your musky man smell and your accent that makes me want to throw you down on a bed and eat you like a crumpet. And I don't even know what a crumpet is.
Roxie: I guess the lesson is I need to figure out how to understand these visions more specifically if I'm going to change the future.
Bun: You can't change the future. There are things that have been set in motion which cannot be undone. We can't change destiny... no matter how hard we try.
Will: Kat's the one who tried to walk through fire to get to you.
Joanna: You tried to walk through fire?
Kat: I never really had girlfriends before. I'm still figuring out boundaries.
Joanna: Oh! if my life is a doughnut, Kat, you would be the creamy filling. You know, if it was a pizza, you'd be the cheese. If it was a roast beef sandwich--
Kat: You are really hungry, aren't you?
Original International Airdates:
United Kingdom: December 8, 2009 on Hallmark Channel
Czech Republic: September 17, 2012 on TV Nova
Featured Music:
• "Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps" by Juanita Rosa & the Peer Players
• "Heart In A Cage" by The Tommy Smith Band
• "Disco Inferno" by Earl Young's Trammp
• "Young Men Dead" by The Black Angels
Pastor Dunn: The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
This is a line from the Gospel of Matthew 26:40-42, which reads: "What, could ye not watch with me one hour? Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak."
Chad: Whatever happened to standing by your man?
Roxie: I don't know. Are we suddenly in a country western song?
"Stand by Your Man" is a 1968 country song by Tammy Wynette and Billy Sherrill.
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