Kat's real name is Katherine.
Joanna: (rambling to Morgan) Boy! I wish I could stay and chat, but unfortunately, I'm-- I'm very late... For work, not like, 'oops! I missed a period, late' which would be pretty impossible right now. Not-- not that I'm not having a lot of sex, I definitely am. Just, you know, safe sex-- safer sex.
Penny: You wore a Vera Chang wedding dress? Joanna: I couldn't afford Vera Wang.
Joanna: (talking about her ex-fiance Morgan) Penny, that man took six years of my life! I thought we were soulmates and then he pooped on my heart.
Kat: I want that man to feel pain! Darryl: I must admit it is thrilling to watch you finally getting angry, Kat. And I love cooking up revenge strategies, but... there is a certain breed of people who plays this game better than others. Kat: Mafia?
Penny: (to Joanna) I'm buying you a muzzle.
Kat: You know what?! We live in a town with all kinds of silly, witchy, tourist-y bull crap. This is got to be related somehow. It's just another silly, witchy, tourist-y, bull-crappy symbol.
(Kat meets her divorce lawyer for the first time) Ivanka: Your dress is perfect. Kat: Oh, really? Ivanka: So dowdy. Almost like a tortured pilgrim growing that hair all dry and desperate for highlights. I love it. You're the perfect victim.
Morgan: Do you know that not a day goes by that I don't kick myself for what I did to you? Joanna: Where? Someplace soft, I hope.
Joanna: Do you think my boobs are weird? Penny: No. They're beautiful. Joanna: I am good in bed, right? Penny: I-- I have no idea.
Morgan: It would be wrong to get married with someone when I'm sleeping with someone else. I may be a lot of things, but I don't cheat... (notices Penny rolling her eyes and looking at Joanna) except with my soulmate, obviously. Penny: Awww, he's got boundaries.
Joanna: (runs after Morgan) Oh, and by the way, you also have terrible bacne, a mild case of halitosis, and miniscule man-berries. Morgan: I happen to be an avid cyclist! Joanna: Teeny-tiny testes. We're talking smurf-sized!
International Airdates: United Kingdom: December 1, 2009 on Hallmark Channel
Featured Music: • "There Goes the Night" by Chad Royce
Poisoned Apple: Roxie suspects that the apple Jamie gave him might be poisoned. In the fairy tale Snow White, the Evil Queen, disguised as an old woman, offers a posioned apple to Snow White, who after taking bite from the fruit, falls into a deep sleep.
When Penny talks to Joanna about Danny Zuko, Kenickie, and Thunder Road, she is referring to characters and a location from the 1972 musical Grease. In the 1978 film version, John Travolta played the role of Zuko while Jeff Conaway portrayed the character of Kenickie.
Joanna: We're talking smurf-sized! Smurfs are tiny blue-colored creatures created by Belgian cartoonist Peyo in his late-'50s comic strips. These characters were brought to life on television by Hanna-Barbera Productions thru the '80s animated series The Smurfs.
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