Joanna: I started my blog today. I got four hits already. Roxie: One was me. Kat: One was me. Penny: I went twice.
Joanna: From now on, Joanna Frankel is all about the fun. I'm gonna dance on tables. I'm gonna let my hair down. I may even wear my contacts. Who knows? It's gonna be crazy.
Roxie: (to Darryl) I bet you don't even have any big New York connections. I bet the only big thing you've got going has probably been surgically enhanced.
Kat: What is this drink? Roxie: It's called a Van Hornie. Uh, champagne, whiskey and a dash of cayenne pepper. Joanna: Sounds terrible. (takes a sip) Yet tastes delightful.
(talking about Roxie's prospect of having sex with Darryl) Kat: How do you feel about... this? Roxie: Half-excited, half-confused, half-nervous and half-pukey. Kat: That's four halves. Roxie: Well, I can't do math right now! I'm too freaked out!
Kat: (in a sultry voice) Wow, that camera looks so professional. I don't know much about photography, but maybe you could teach me sometime. Will: I don't know what you're doing, but it's weird. Kat: Yeah. (chuckles) I'm not the world's most seasoned flirter.
Joanna: I've actually never slept with a guy in a bathroom before. I got to third base once in a kitchen, but that was a really unusual cooking class.
Jamie: I thought we were having a good time. Penny: Well, we were. We are, but that doesn't give you the right to treat me like ass. I mean, you can't just pretend that I don't exist. I'm not Sasquatch.
Darryl: How naive are you? You don't think knowing people helps? How do you think presidents and senators and football coaches get their jobs? Connections matter. Roxie: Honesty and integrity matter, Darryl. The truth matters. Darryl: The truth?! (laughs) Roxie: Ugh! I can't believe I have to explain all this to you. No, you know what? I can believe it. I just can't believe I was gullible enough to think for one minute that any of this was real.
Joanna: Would it make you feel any better if I told you I slept with a gay guy? Penny: A little bit. Joanna: (chuckles) I'll tell you my shame story if you tell me yours.
Featured Music: • "Believe Nothing" by Dekompressors • "Samba London" by DJ LK • "Let It Rock" by Kevin Rudolf • "Aly Walk With Me" by The Raveonettes • "Heavy Rotation" by Cobra Killers • "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Pyramiddd • "Different Sound" by The Teddybears • "Call Me" by Nikka Costa • "Like I Like You" by Violet Vision • "A Go Go" by Truby Trio
Everett: I leave you alone for one second to talk to an old colleague, and then I walk in on 'when fairy met Sally'? As Everett catches his boyfriend lying in the tub with Joanna, he makes a play on the 1989 romantic comedy film title When Harry Met Sally.
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