Penny: The man that you've had the most pathetic crush on for the last two years finally asks you out and you say, 'No'? Joanna: Don't call me pathetic. Penny: I didn't call you pathetic. I said that your crush is pathetic.
Roxie: You think you're really adorable, don't you? Darryl: I think you think I'm really adorable. Roxie: I think you're not as adorable as you think I think you are.
Joanna: (opening her gift from Darryl) And it's Maurice. Oh boy! Kat gets silk, and I get... Maurice.
Roxie: Thanks for coming over, even though we had a stupid fight. Chad: You know me, I'm like a sexual Batman. You call at four AM, and I come running.
Joanna: I ran out of deodorant this morning, so I rubbed my pits with the dryer sheet and now I just smell like mountain fresh BO.
Roxie: Since you're a high school dropout, would-be rapist, future Dateline predator who works in a gas station, I'll talk slowly. If you ever touch my daughter again, or any other innocent girl for that matter, so help me God! Gus: Ok, well, first of all, your little Mia is not so innocent, lady. And second, I may be a high school dropout, but you're the slut who killed her husband so she can bang half the town. Roxie: I'd be careful what I say next, if I were you.
Darryl: You don't understand the usefulness of anger. Society tries to force you to swallow it down like a good little girl. Because you are angry, you're a bitch. If you're a bitch, no one will you love. Well, I say, that's nonsense.
Penny: You know, I can be at HarvestFest right now. I could be getting drunk, eating pie. But instead, I'm in the woods, with you, knocking on what looks like the door of a serial killer. Joanna: I know. Isn't it fun?
Eleanor: (looking at her picture standing beside Sebastian Hart) Look at my breasts! They were so high back then. Hmm. I didn't even need to wear a bra. Penny: Sweet!
Joanna: I have some pretty interesting leads. Darryl: You just be careful, okay? Joanna: What do you mean? Darryl: Sometimes it's probably safer to let sleeping dogs lie.
International Airdates: United Kingdom: November 24, 2009 on Hallmark Channel
Featured Music: • "Crazy" by Willie Nelson • "Like A Virgin" by Steve Carlson • "Wash Away My Tears" by Mark Cook • "Caliente" by Sweet • "A Girl Like You" by Mexican Institute of Sound • "Who Do You Love?" by Shake Some Action! • "Human Race" by Harvey Summers • "Get What We Want" by Jason Kirk
This is the first appearance for recurring actors Martin Mull (Milton Philmont) and Cybill Shepherd (Eleanor Rougemont).
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