Ed, Edd n Eddy

Edd: (Still ranting on) So I feel mankind should reassess its position on the Darwin grap before total social abandonment. (Snaps his bottom, which was kicked out of alignment by Eddy, back into place) Rolf: (After a moment's pause) You need to eat more fiber, Head and Sock Ed-Boy!

Edd: There's a fellow human crying for help, trying to mend the unraveled ball of yarn, hand it to them. Maybe that's the kind of world you wish to live in Eddy: where the unyielding and indifferent, superceived and benevolent, I say-- Eddy: SHUT UP DOUBLE-D! Ed, you understand anything Double-D said? Ed: Pass the mustard!

Ed: (dancing with Eddy) You're too fat for me, I'm too fat for you. (throws Eddy into Double D) Double D: (joking) What, no flowers?

(Ed coughs up a sink) Lee: This boy's got a big appetite.

Ed: I have the key. I think it fell out of this hole in my pants. Eddy: Ed, you idiot! This is your key! (Eddy is sweating and can't hold the key still enough to put it in the lock) Lee: Have we got plans for you! (the Kankers have cornered the Eds and are beginning an evil laugh while the Eds put their bare feet in a foot lock and Marie locks it) May: Your such a slug, Marie. Lee: You boys are in for the ride of your lives. (the Kankers are taking their shoes and socks off) Ed: A naked foot! (the Eds are staring at Lee's barefoot) Eddy: I'm too young and handsome! Lee: Ready girls? Double-D: You wouldn't dare! (Edd gasps and he looks down trying to avoid Marie's wiggling toes) Don't even tickle! Have mercy! (both their feet are touched) Double-D and Eddy:(both(including Ed)are looking down as their feet are touched by the Kankers' wiggling toes) FOOTSIES!!! (yelling in agony) AHHHH!!! Ed: (did not even mind) Clammy!

Ed: A Kazoo? Rolf: No. The accordion. Yes?

Eddy: Hey,hey,hey! (interrupted the kids) I'm the one with the key! Kevin: Who cares about the stupid key!

Eddy: I bet that key could open King Tut's tomb, or Al Capone's wallet, or some exploited cartoon character's theme park!

Ed: I bet that key unlocks big gates of molten lava, releasing the demons from a box of oatbran on the shop of a mutant truck stop!

Ed: (Singing) You're too fat for me. I'm too fat for you.

Rolf: Behold! (takes out accordion) Ed:: It's a whatchamacallit! Rolf: Not even close, square-peg-in-round-hole Ed boy!

Rolf: Careful, as the dogs have had their way with that water pump!

Eddy: Does this guy sleep through the whole show?

Ed: Like a sponge, thirsty I am!

Ed: Isn't Jonny scared the vultures will get him?!

Ed: Does Al Capone's wallet have pictures, Eddy?

Edd: Eddy, let's return the key to whomever lost it, then we'll know what it opens. Eddy: What, and ruin all of this frustration?