Ed, Edd n Eddy

The Eds are larging it at the dump again and after some futile horn blowing and the odd bit of dogpiling they chance upon a big box of abandoned turkey basters … except of course they're not turkey basters at all, they're aliens exploratory probes … or there again they could be Canadian squirt guns. Either way they spell one thing to Eddy - CASH - he thinks everyone should have one of these babies!

After a bit of the usual Eddy sales spiel and a lot of flannel everyone in the cul-de-sac soon does have one and its not long before the whole place has gone squirt-gun toting crazy. Pioneers move in from the plains in their wagons and the big guys beat on the little guys - its anarchy and seeing an opportunity to cash in - yet again - Marshall Eddy and his Posse swagger into town to administer heavy justice and heavier fines in their own inimitable and biased way. However when Pioneer Jonny is ambushed by the Kankers, the Marshall begins to feel he's bitten off more than he can chew, battle commences but will the Eds triumph and come up smelling of roses or will is victory bear the not so subtle tang of Crankshaft No.5.