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Edd: (realizing they're standing in the Kanker's rubber cement) It feels as though I'm in Ed's basement!
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Double-D: This is desperate, Eddy. What if were captured and forced to clean their gutters?
Ed: I don't know what a gutter is, Eddy.
Eddy: You'll be living in one if you don't come on!
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(The Eds stumble upon what appears to be three makeshift graves, one for each Ed.)
Double-D: (Creeped out) Somebody doesn't have much confidence in us...
Eddy: They're just trying to scare us. Let's go.
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Ed: Run Home! Run Home!
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Eddy: I'm feeling pretty ripe right now!
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Double-D: (realizing the power of his weapon) Oh I feel it! I feel the adrenaline, Eddy baby!
Eddy: Double-D! Double-D! Relax will ya? It's a toy - from Canada … how embarrassing.
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Eddy: I think that eyebrow's too heavy for his head.
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Ed: (Looking at turkey basters) Oh look! A whole box of alien exploratory probes, dropped off in an attempt to save fuel during a mutiny of passing brain mutants.
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Ed: I am a whale - an endangered mammal. Hug me!
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Eddy: 25 cents, or 25 days in the pokey!
Double-D: Ahem, wrong cartoon, Eddy.
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Ed: (Sniffing plank covered in perfume) Plank reminds me of fresh cut spring flowers strewn across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon!
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Eddy: Your wooden money's not good hear, Pecos Kev'!
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Ed: Canadians are weird.
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Sarah: Disturbing the peace? We're not paying!
Rolf: You've gone crazy, fast back Ed-boys.
Jimmy: Yeah! I plum recon'!
Eddy: (To Double-D) I hadn't counted on that one.