Ed, Edd n Eddy

Ed: (Bumps into Eddy and pushes them both over the cliff where they are standing on thin air) I've got a soaker, guys! Eddy: (angrily) Ed, if you bump into me one more- Edd: (interrupting) Uh guys! Improbable alert! (Eddy realizes that he is standing on thin air over a cliff, screams, and run back to solid ground.) Edd and Eddy: COME BACK ED! Ed: I can jump it guys! Edd and Eddy: NO ED!

(Rolf finds what appears to be Ed with his head in a watering can) Rolf: There you are, one shy of a fool deck Ed-boy! Rolf requires your assistance! (He pulls "Ed" out of the watering can. It turns out to be Edd dressed as Ed) Edd: (Mimicking Ed's voice) Who is there? Rolf: (Surprised) Imposter! You are not Ed-boy! Edd: (As Ed) Gravy! (Eddy walks by dressed up as Edd) Eddy: (As Edd) Pardon me Rolf, but I have composed a theory! Once upon an observation of this small rock, I discovered it actually mutated from a big rock! Intriguing! (Walks around looking at the rock with a magnifying glass. Edd, as Ed, starts running around and laughing like Ed and then slips and falls) Edd: (In regular tone of voice) Curse Ed's horrible posture!

Edd: Their social skills are deplorable.

Ed (as Eddy): I'll do anything for cash, 'cause I'm short!

Ed: I have caused pain, as I am Eddy.

Eddy: (as Edd) Now that they've left, let's make fun of Eddy behind his back. Edd: (as Ed) Like we always do? Eddy: Aha! I knew it! Edd: You're so gullible Eddy. Or as Ed would say...gravy!

Edd's Alarm System: You have invaded my personal space. Do not touch anything and leave via the designated exit. Watch your step on the way out, and have a nice day!

Jimmy: It's my turn, luck be a lady tonight. Kevin: Right, pick then truth or dare? Jimmy: Hmm, dare me sucka. Sarah: Thata boy Jimmy! Kevin: Cool, let's see I dare ya to skip your turn! Jimmy: Darn it. Kevin: What a sap.

Ed: (as Eddy) This stupid bird stole my quarter. Flew away with it, stupid. Eddy: (as Edd) Excuse me Eddy, may I fuel inject? Chickens cannot fly, as they are mammals. Edd: (as Ed) I love chickens, Eddy.

Ed: Eddy, truth or dare!? Eddy: Ok, dare Ed... Ed: Okay, I dare you Eddy to sprout the wings of a bat, then stomp like a zombie while whistling "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" through a car wash! *slience* Edd: Ed, try a more reasonable dare.

Ed (as Eddy): Put a sock in it, sock in it. I've got a plan. Hey, furhead. I will now inflict pain on you.

Rolf: Rolf has no time for this! Where's your brother? Sarah: What am I? His keeper? Rolf: ... Yes?

Rolf: Ah! The artichoke thickens. Are those the, 'better-check-your-wallet' Ed-boys?

Ed(as Eddy): Let's sell the squash for cash. (as himself) *gasp* CHICKEN! Pet the chicken, pet the chicken.

Ed(as Eddy): I'll help if I give ya a quarter, Rolfy boy.

Eddy: (as Edd, pretending to trying to push bottle) Oh, dear! The insanitary, my skinny arms cannot bare the weight...oh, oh, I know I'll move it with my brain! Edd: (sarcastically) Ha ha ha. Very good, Eddy.

Edd: (spins the bottle) Can we resume playing? (bottle point at Edd Oh, dear. Eddy: Ha! I dare ya to be Ed! Go on, flatter him. Edd: Well, I suppose I could. But only if Ed would be Eddy. Ed: I can do Eddy I practiced! Can it, Double Dweeb! Eddy: Wadda mean you practiced?? Ed: (impersonating Eddy) Shut up, Sock Head! Eddy: (impersonating Edd) Please Eddy! You're invading my personal space! (pushes Ed away)

Jonny: Plank says he'll give you a quarter if you do a dare! Ed (as Eddy): Bring it on! I'll do anything for cash, 'cause I'm short!

Edd: Uh oh, a fence! (walks into the fence) Gravy! Ed: Aw C'mon, Double-D, I don't say 'gravy' all the time! Edd: Buttered toast, then.

Ed: Okay, I dare you Eddy to sprout the wings of a bat, then stomp like a zombie while whistling "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" through a car wash! Edd: Ed, try a more reasonable dare, please. Ed: Okay, I dare Eddy to be Double D!

Edd's Alarm System: Watch you step on the way out and have a nice day. Kevin(ready to beat up Eddy): Oh, you can count on it!

Rolf: (realizing 'Ed' is really Edd) You are not Ed! You have cursed my raspberries to a life of salad dressing, imposter with tiny feet!

Edd: Now what? Eddy: I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin... Ed: Can I think? Edd & Eddy: NO!

Eddy: (as Edd) I too am thirsty, quite partial to be correct. Edd: (as himself) PARCHED! The word you're looking for is parched! Ed: (as Eddy) Yeah right, lumpy! Parched is a fish!