Ed, Edd n Eddy

Jonny: Where's Teddy Tree Bark?

Ed: (with sweat pouring down his face) Come on, Eddy! I really need to go to the bathroom!

Eddy: Welcome to Fridge Land! (Sarah throws a his walkie talkie into his face)

Rolf: Rolf will use his great Nano's kidneystone keychain. Nazz: (Disgusted) What did he say that was?

Jonny: Look at the size of that raccoon! Kevin: Looks like a bloated squirrel.

Eddy: Hook, line, and sucker!
Edd: (Sarcastically) Ha! Ha! Ha! And what's this prove, Eddy?
Eddy: That you can do anyone at any time with the right bait! Put that on a T-shirt and sell it!
Edd: Oh, please.
Eddy: (on walkie talkie, to Ed) Hey, get me a sandwich. I'm staved.
Ed: I shall obey, master! (runs to do so, but gets smashed between his door and wall)
Edd: Your hypothesis is flawed, Eddy; this is Ed we're talking about. (Ed emerges form between the wall and door and walks up the stairs, still dazed)
Eddy: Gee, you know, Double D. You're right. And when you're right, you're not wrong. Pity my measly soul, for lost in the stench of Loserville I am!
(Snickers while Edd begins to feel sorry for him)
Edd: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Eddy. Shall we--
Eddy: (Excitedly) TRY IT OUT BEFORE YOU OPEN UP YOUR BIG MOUTH?!

Ed: (In space monster suit) I come in-(Trips over Eddy and stands upright)-peace, Earth-dweller!

Ed: (a toilet flushing sound is made) Ready for tweaking, Eddy!

Eddy: (as Baron o Beef Dip) Wolf down the non-believer!
Ed: I shall obey!
Edd: (frightened) Um, Ed? Don't you look at me like that!

Ed: Uh-oh! The ship is being devoured by a mutant fat-belly! Quick, turn on your perpetual micron orbital rockets!! RUN AWAY!!!

Edd: Ed, what have I told you about the needless taxing of one's digestive system?

Eddy: (as Baron O' Beef Dip) Eat your mattress. Ed: Yum!